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[Sir Tigger KC]

I'm surprised that Derek Hatton hasn't crawled out from under his stone to join in with the Corbynistas. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Rumour has it he was to extreme for Ken. 
If we hadn't started going all soft, fluffy and Liberal we would still have the death penalty for treason, and him, Corbyn and many of their friends could swing in the breeze on the end of a rope on Parliament square . 

Mr Bitz....do you spend a lot of time with TB?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

[STEMO]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

You’d have to get past my defences first, Mr Optimist. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

He is a key part of the conspiracy. He keeps you lot amused while the really serious stuff is going on behind the scenes. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

He is a key part of the conspiracy. He keeps you lot amused while the really serious stuff is going on behind the scenes. 

Ah, I see, a cover up just like Roswell.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

You’d have to get past my defences first, Mr Optimist. 

Without you around to protect it I'm guessing your whippet will be turned into sausages to feed the poor.

[Rods2]

I can guarantee when going shopping on a Saturday or Sunday morning that two car parks I cycle past will be full of McaccyD, KFC and discarded pizza boxes as the local chavs in their Chavmobile's congregate in both of them, the only doughnuts are the black circles in the bigger of the car parks. Rather than walk 2m and put the packaging in the bin they are just thrown out of the window. Chavtastic.

Last Monday week I had  been to meeting in London and did not get back to Sandhurst station until 23:40 as I was walking home I could hear the bom, bom bom from an approaching Chavmobile with the sound of breaking glass and laughter as they threw their empty offie bottles out of windows onto the road, Chavtastic.

A major pollution and environmental disaster are plastic microbeads added to shower-gel, shampoo. toothpaste and cosmetics where they are washed into our drainage systems and from the sewage farms into our rivers and oceans and marine life eat them as food.  Apart from Snowflake vanity what purpose do they serve and why haven't they been totally banned?

Much of the use of plastic packaging in groceries is as anti-tamper safety, including plastic seals on glass bottles where sickos and blackmailers like adding broken glass and dangerous chemicals to our food. What a lovely swell society we live in.

Caroline Lucus is regularly criticized for jetting all over the world, so the tree huggers can sniff each other's butts and talk about how to save the planet from fossil fuel use and CO2 emissions. Now to save all these air miles, with VoIP communications why doesn't somebody invent a video conferencing system and call it something fancy like Skype?

What really gets up my nose with tree huggers is their self-righteous hypocrisy. A vegan family will tell all the meat-eaters around them how they are saving the planet with their lifestyle while they wait for their family holiday flight to Bali.

[Rods2]

Yes indeed. And OOF is just a cover for to help organise the forthcoming right wing revolution.   
I think my cull list is actually longer than his though. 

Start with STMO. He is old and infirm so won't be missed.

You’d have to get past my defences first, Mr Optimist. 

Without you around to protect it I'm guessing your whippet will be turned into sausages to feed the poor.

It would cut out 90% of Barnley's pollution and waste caused by whippet diarrhoea.

[TheBoy]

a video conferencing system and call it something fancy like Skype?

Because it is utterly, utterly, utterly shite. And that's giving shite a bad name. Did I mention its utter shite?

Guess what shite system I have to use every single poxy day.  Did I mention its utter shite.

Its one saving grace is its easy, hence all the mongs use it, even though its utter shite. Hence, I end up having to use it. And its shite.


For those in any doubt, its utter shite.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Define shite. 



 

[ronnyd]

Glad i don,t use Stiteskype then 

[Rods2]

a video conferencing system and call it something fancy like Skype?

Because it is utterly, utterly, utterly shite. And that's giving shite a bad name. Did I mention its utter shite?

Guess what shite system I have to use every single poxy day.  Did I mention its utter shite.

Its one saving grace is its easy, hence all the mongs use it, even though its utter shite. Hence, I end up having to use it. And its shite.


For those in any doubt, its utter shite.

Totally agree with you on that where I use it every day. Got much, much worse since being taken over by Microsh*t for $4bn and its main function now is as an advertising platform which does VoIP things when it feels like it may be and it has had a 'simplified' corporate populist makeover to make the easy to use now the awkward arse about face Microsh*t way.

[Varche]

I will add that to my budget forecast item. Improved vodeo conferencing.

We will call it facetime or similar wrapped up in techno babble.

I see my housing and nhs forecasts were about right.