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21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« on: 08 August 2017, 10:35:05 »

The price of printer ink will be in directly inverse proportion to the price of the printer it serves. :y
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2017, 12:49:53 »

We are all in it together !!
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2017, 14:22:10 »

Have you ever opened up a refill before?

Refill shops are a con but for the price its ok for ink and not toner

You'll be suprised by the emptyness inside and a small sponge

I have a pretty old laserjet and the toner is still £100 for genuine and about £20 for aftermarket lol but the genuine one has been in and is still working after 20yrs, had to give it a good shake though
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2017, 15:42:25 »

Fairer Taxation

Weasel word justification for increasing the legalized theft of more of your economic output and income. :( :( :(
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #4 on: 08 August 2017, 15:43:51 »

Enough is Enough! ;)
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #5 on: 09 August 2017, 14:50:36 »



"Don't worry, our systems are completely secure . . . . . . "             ::)

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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #6 on: 09 August 2017, 14:55:31 »

Trust me, i,m a politician. ;D
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Re: 21st Century Truisms Please add yours
« Reply #7 on: 09 August 2017, 16:49:26 »

Brexit means Brexit!
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« Reply #8 on: 09 August 2017, 16:57:33 »

The only time you ever truly need a mobile phone it'll have no signal or a depleted battery, or probably both. ;D
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