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General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 01 April 2024, 11:15:17 »
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General Discussion Area / Gas & Leccy Bills
« on: 01 April 2024, 11:14:29 »
Woo hoo they've lowered our vastly inflated gas & leccy bills! Slightly... 
I'm with Octopus on the standard variable tariff and I was paying:
Gas: 7.80p kwh S/C 32.94p per day.
Elec: 29.17p Kwh S/C 62.11p per day.
My new rates are:
Gas: 6.51p kwh S/C 34.11p per day.
Elec: 24.95p kwh S/C 70.60p per day.
Although they've reduced the rates on usage slightly, the bastards have jacked up the standing charge again!
Who are you with and what are you paying?
I'm with Octopus on the standard variable tariff and I was paying:
Gas: 7.80p kwh S/C 32.94p per day.
Elec: 29.17p Kwh S/C 62.11p per day.
My new rates are:
Gas: 6.51p kwh S/C 34.11p per day.
Elec: 24.95p kwh S/C 70.60p per day.
Although they've reduced the rates on usage slightly, the bastards have jacked up the standing charge again!
Who are you with and what are you paying?
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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 31 March 2024, 21:27:56 »Yeah 14 on a good day😁 probably less range than an EV, but quicker to fill👍🤣
Electro-plod would be stuffing themselves with doughnuts while the milkfloat was recharging, so even if they did catch up with the retro bank robbers, they wouldn't be able to run after them!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: 31 March 2024, 18:04:17 »http://https://youtu.be/ve9kTaY8UNI?feature=shared
Speaking of hot cross buns at Easter......if you like your buns nicely browned here is some you might like taking a bite of.
Blimey I got a semi watching that!
That is quite impressive for a man your age.
It is M'lud!I didn't expect that reaction from big wobbly bottoms like those!
Black women are top of the league table when it comes to a great (shape of Africa) arse.
I spent some time in East and Southern Africa in my yoot, and I can confirm that this is true!
They often have big firm titties as well!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: 31 March 2024, 17:08:41 »http://https://youtu.be/ve9kTaY8UNI?feature=shared
Speaking of hot cross buns at Easter......if you like your buns nicely browned here is some you might like taking a bite of.
Blimey I got a semi watching that!
That is quite impressive for a man your age.
It is M'lud!
I didn't expect that reaction from big wobbly bottoms like those!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Don't forget
« on: 31 March 2024, 15:01:19 »
I forgot.... 
And just had my lunch.
And just had my lunch.
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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 31 March 2024, 15:00:09 »https://www.volvocars.com/intl/special-vehicles/police-and-emergency/
I'd wager that if some retro bank robbers nicked Mick's Grannie off the drive on the one night he'd left it out and robbed a bank somewhere in Lincolnsausageshire, they'd be away up the A1 while Electro-plod were waiting for their milkfloat to charge and the one out on patrol would die before they reached the South Yorks border.
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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 31 March 2024, 12:51:57 »Can't see the Plod spec cars being limited... Apart from the battery range that is....May Volvo rip as they've gone full Milk-float.
.......that will never go faster than 112 MPH.
The nanny state is alive and well.
FTFY Al!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Going to take a look with maybe a purchase.
« on: 30 March 2024, 20:56:33 »This one is midnight blue with tan leather, I'm going to keep the colour the same but although the seats look in good nick I know of someone local who can refurb them completely, I'm going to keep them the same colour but will have the leather in the "diamond quilted" pattern that can be seen on most Bentleys.Keep them original, Mick.
^This!^
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General Discussion Area / Re: Don't forget
« on: 30 March 2024, 20:51:43 »
https://i.postimg.cc/0yy9yNnz/Stonehenge-BST.jpg
Adjusting Stonehenge for British Summer Time takes a bit more effort!
Adjusting Stonehenge for British Summer Time takes a bit more effort!
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General Car Chat / Re: A Bit Weird
« on: 30 March 2024, 20:45:47 »Do like our V70 D4, it's a car that your never in a rush when you drive it. Pushing it on isn't on the agenda because there's no feedback just a wallowy feeling!
I like my V70 D5.
It has a bit of grunt if I give it a bit of welly and the straight 5 has a nice growl, but compared to the BMW 530d it replaced, it's like driving a narrow boat!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: 30 March 2024, 20:41:35 »http://https://youtu.be/ve9kTaY8UNI?feature=shared
Speaking of hot cross buns at Easter......if you like your buns nicely browned here is some you might like taking a bite of.
Blimey I got a semi watching that!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 30 March 2024, 14:00:37 »
This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn't waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!
Afterward, she said, "Thanks." and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She giggled, "The egg timer's broken."
As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn't waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!
Afterward, she said, "Thanks." and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She giggled, "The egg timer's broken."