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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Iceland will wipe the floor with us 

Probably, England will go out there half cocked as usual thinking this will a walk in the Park, next min, bang, the other team pops one in, and then England spend the rest of the match trying to play 'catch up', weve seen it before so many times. 

I don't think this team or manager has a friggin clue tbh.
We have potentially the makings of a very good team there but Woy is a clueless fickwitt who likes his favourites.
How the hell he could leave out Drinkwater who basically run the midfield of the current premier league champions for Wiltshire I haven't got a clue 

Oh hang on, he doesn't play for the Arse or Manure does he 



As for Rugger 

Rugby Union is played by Eaton wannabys who have a strange passion for sticking there todger in dead pigs 

At least Jeremys pig was alive and grunting when he poked it 


That way both man and pig can share a relaxing post coital cigarette.

What could be nicer.

[STEMO]

You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner.


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think.

[STEMO]

England 8/15  Iceland 7/1. So.....if you're all so sure, fill yer boots. 

[tigers_gonads]

You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner.


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think.

Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift 

[STEMO]

You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner.


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think.

Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift 

Don't apologise to him, he's the worlds worst for it. Sexual innuendo is his forte, don't you know.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner.


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think.

Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift 

Don't apologise to him, he's the worlds worst for it. Sexual innuendo is his forte, don't you know.

I don't like lewd conversation.

You should all try to be more politically correct like myself.