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Author Topic: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.  (Read 7559 times)

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Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« on: 21 November 2018, 10:55:39 »

Yes sir? Number eight all over, please. Yes sir. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Err.....what number comb are you using there? Yes sir. Bzzzzzzzzz. Stop! What number comb are you using? Yes sir. No fickin sir! What.......number......comb....are.....you.....using? Number four sir. I asked for number eight all over. Yes sir, short at side, longer on top. No....I asked for......oh, f*uck it, carry on.  ;D
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #1 on: 21 November 2018, 11:05:18 »

Think of the money you'll save as your haircut will last twice as long!  :y
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #2 on: 21 November 2018, 11:17:52 »

Nothing wrong with a bowl over your head and somebody with a steady hand.

That is how my hair was cut as a kid. :y
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #3 on: 21 November 2018, 11:36:24 »

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper.  :)

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess.  ::)

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 21 November 2018, 11:44:38 »

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper.  :)

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess.  ::)

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!  ::)  ;D

Latter on I had to endure one of those new-fangled 'cuts as it combs' contraption. :-X
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« Reply #5 on: 21 November 2018, 11:48:51 »

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper.  :)

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess.  ::)

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!  ::)  ;D

Latter on I had to endure one of those new-fangled 'cuts as it combs' contraption. :-X

Ooo yes I remember those.  Ow!  :o  ::)  ;D
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #6 on: 21 November 2018, 12:45:42 »

Think of the money you'll save as your haircut will last twice as long!  :y
Only the sides. I got my number eight on top.  ;D
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #7 on: 21 November 2018, 12:51:54 »

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #8 on: 21 November 2018, 12:53:54 »

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

I believe he still has all his hair but none of his teeth. :)
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #9 on: 21 November 2018, 12:55:00 »

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

I believe he still has all his hair but none of his teeth. :)

OOOOOOOOO.....Bite me  :-*
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« Reply #10 on: 21 November 2018, 12:57:46 »

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.
Not now, Aaron, thanks to the oily oik.  :(
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #11 on: 21 November 2018, 13:02:22 »


Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get  :y
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« Reply #12 on: 21 November 2018, 13:03:48 »


Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get  :y
It's all your fault then?
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« Reply #13 on: 21 November 2018, 13:05:10 »

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.
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Re: Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.
« Reply #14 on: 21 November 2018, 13:11:35 »

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust. :)
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