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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / Re: Number Plate Bulb
« on: 06 January 2024, 18:29:30 »
We noticed on the way in that... And took the liberty of fixing for before the test... :-\
NT can't "log on" without first doing a "walk round" to check the car is safe enough to MOT and also verify the VIN (if there is one)

anyone can fix things before or after test with permission  :)

Many testers don't read the manual or understand what it means  though   :P

a test should be done  "as presented"

so,,, for example ,,,, someone has their windscreen partly blocked with "magic tree air fresheners" might NOT  like the resulting certificate  ??? :P :-X

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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / Re: Number Plate Bulb
« on: 06 January 2024, 17:36:51 »
Well, I did what I shouldn't do at the moment and laid on the floor and found the clip to release the bulb unit, before getting into the inner part where the bulb was.  Bulb changed, so another thing off the list before the MOT in January. :y

To think the Vx dealer wanted £27 to do that! :o :o

My MOT tester failed me for a Dip beam bulb a few years ago, he fitted me one and when the Test bill came in I asked about the bulb as ther was no charge.  all I got was see you this time next year. :y :y
NTs are NOT allowed to fix or adjust anything when logged on to the VTS device during an MOT test    ;)
so they should enter it as a fail , then they can fix stuff if the customer agrees, then re-MOT 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Water, Water, Everywhere.
« on: 06 January 2024, 13:52:27 »
So we're all in agreement  :y
It's those greedy loathsome  Builders
I bet they live in a bunker ,HIGH up on the top of a hill ,with ZERO chance of flooding  >:D
That sounds like a confession... Do you require a priest? :D
Plausible deniability  :-X

Are you saying if I give all my ill gotten gains to the church and say sorry hat all will be well with the world  :-\

newsflash !
the church is corrupt  :-X
by the time builders pay all the back handers to councils  etc they end up poor ,
And probaably have to drive round in 20+ year old Vauxhalls   :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Water, Water, Everywhere.
« on: 06 January 2024, 13:18:13 »
So we're all in agreement  :y
It's those greedy loathsome  Builders
I bet they live in a bunker ,HIGH up on the top of a hill ,with ZERO chance of flooding  >:D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Water, Water, Everywhere.
« on: 05 January 2024, 19:58:43 »
Lots of flooding around the country after yesterday's heavy rain on top of a few weeks of wet weather.  :-\  I know that we've had plenty of rain recently, but it hasn't exactly been biblical. Fairly typical for the time of year?  ???

I wonder how much of this flooding is caused by poor maintenance though, councils not clearing blocked drains and farmers not digging ditches etc?  ??? 

I was out and about yesterday in the rain and pretty much every gateway had a small river pouring off the field over the road and I saw a small culvert entrance by the side of the road that looked as though it was overwhelmed by the amount of water, but going by today, it was still overflowing even though the water had reduced to a relative trickle so it was clearly blocked.  ::)

Ten years ago when the Somerset Levels flooded badly, there was a lot of talk about the lack of dredging in the River Parrett and the network of canals, drains, and ditches that take the water out to the Bristol Channel, and that it was at least a contributory factor.  ::)

Maybe I'm being cynical, but I guess it's more convenient to blame climate change?  :-\   :-X
"councils not clearing blocked drains and farmers not digging ditches"
PLUS
Building thousands of houses on "flood plains" with tiny or no gardens , 2 car parking spaces
all of which have to have "soak away" fresh water drains ,rather than sending water to treatment plants,
poorly designed drainage on new developments,
roads not swept , so debris block drains

If we all buy electric cars and stop eating meat , maybe all the flooding won't happen  :P

I've driven 100+ miles EXTRA this week to avoid flooded roads  :(
HS2 works diversions have added 40+ miles per week for the last year  >:(
good job my Omega does a healthy 24MPG  >:D
I used to get less MPG ,but now i can't drive fast enough due to traffic jams  ::)

 

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 05 January 2024, 18:47:06 »
Probably never ever been shagging'..... ;)
Has A class was well and truly "Shagged" after Al finished with it  :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« on: 05 January 2024, 18:43:06 »
Need more rear tyres, so only got 13 months from them :(
Maybe you could 3D print a wedge to go under the GO pedal  ;D
wear lighter footwear , or put your right foot on a diet  >:D

Congratulations on the MOT
In Jaime's car it's called the binary pedal.
2 pedals, stop and go. Simples.
Does that make the GO pedal "NON BINARY"  :-\   :P  ;D
We need to get the forum expert on such maters (Opti) to clarify  >:D

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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / Re: Rain Sensor
« on: 05 January 2024, 18:38:22 »
Mine wasn't VW modded
was working fine ,until it wasn't  ;D
intermittent and speed one worked when they felt like it  ,wipers wouldn't park sometimes  :(
I thought it would be the motor from previous experience with rusty Vauxhalls ,
but it was the relay
the SAAB one was the cheapest NEW genuine, non Chinesium relay at the time

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« on: 05 January 2024, 17:17:31 »
Need more rear tyres, so only got 13 months from them :(
Maybe you could 3D print a wedge to go under the GO pedal  ;D
wear lighter footwear , or put your right foot on a diet  >:D

Congratulations on the MOT 

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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / Re: Rain Sensor
« on: 05 January 2024, 17:11:11 »
The intermittent has never worked on my elite since I got it, it had recently had a new screen fitted before I got it so maybe something not right after that, also the N/S section of the cover on the back of the sensor bit fell of a couple of times of it's own accord.
There is a timer relay for the intermittent wipe   ;)
UHEC (engine fuse box)
£10 clicky  SAAB

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy new year......
« on: 02 January 2024, 10:40:46 »
Anyone watch the fireworks in London on the BBC ?

started with a drone formation "The MAYOR of LONDON presents"
did SAD DIK CAAN'T * spelling  :-\  pay for all those fireworks then , as he seems to have taken the credit  >:(
What's he doing to offset all the pollution, sulphur dioxide etc and smoke that resulted  :-\
I thought it was meant to ne a ULEZ zone
will he be releasing statistics to say how many poor London asthmatics choked to death  :-\
 

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Prisons are way too "health and safety" conscious now  ::)

there should be way many more  "accidents"  :-X

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy new year......
« on: 01 January 2024, 16:41:54 »
Happy new year to everyone  :)

Also a BIG THANK YOU To Jamie and the rest of the admins for keeping the OOF cogs oiled and turning  :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Colorado.
« on: 30 December 2023, 23:08:45 »
No let’s have Trump back. I miss his speeches. Mind you the key thing for us in Europe would be his support for Ukraine. Next year will be a turning point methinks. I can’t believe that Russia “ spent” over a billion on launched missiles in one day…… Buy shares in munitions if you are young.If you are old make friends with Dave the builder and his bunker. By now it must be the state of the ark!
What?? Is he planning to save two of each animal? In Derbyshire?
There won't be many giraffes or elephants then.
Livestock is kept just 10 miles down the road HERE
 giraffes or elephants don't fit in the oven without using my chainsaw ,and that's frowned upon  :P

And he's already had to replace both cats >:D
;D

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Car Parts, bits For Sale & Wanted / Re: mudflaps
« on: 30 December 2023, 21:39:04 »
hi dave.  as stated originally i do have a brand new "pair" of drivers side ones .proper gm shaped. if you have a pair of good useable lh side ones i would be interested if you want to sell ?
I'll check my parts hoard and check what flaps i have when i get chance  ;)

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