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Sir Tigger KC

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I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« on: 01 June 2019, 16:10:42 »
...... waiting to get a haircut at a pop up street barber!  :)

What could possibly go wrong?  ;D
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #1 on: 01 June 2019, 17:00:15 »
Thought you were going to say in the back of a transit van with a balaclava on :D
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #2 on: 01 June 2019, 17:31:03 »
Is it stationary? ;D
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #3 on: 01 June 2019, 19:16:42 »


So I lied, it wasn't a transit, it was a Fiat Ducato, but a haircut for a fiver I'm not complaining!  :y
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #4 on: 01 June 2019, 19:19:55 »
You must have had a lot of hair!

I wonder how much tax and NI they pay?
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #5 on: 01 June 2019, 19:25:23 »
Quote from: plym ian on 01 June 2019, 17:00:15
Thought you were going to say in the back of a transit van with a balaclava on :D
I thought he was going to say it was battenburg coloured, with blue lights on top ;D
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #6 on: 01 June 2019, 19:28:43 »
Quote from: plym ian on 01 June 2019, 17:00:15
Thought you were going to say in the back of a transit van with a balaclava on :D


More likely he was helped into the back of a Transit, by kindly gentlemen who were wearing balaclavas for some reason.
It's been a long time coming.....
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #7 on: 01 June 2019, 19:32:22 »
 I hope he cleans his cutting equipment more often than his van!
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #8 on: 01 June 2019, 19:59:18 »
He's not far off those zig zags  :o
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #9 on: 01 June 2019, 20:11:12 »
Quote from: STEMO on 01 June 2019, 19:59:18
He's not far off those zig zags  :o
Blind people use zebra crossings and don't complain about bad haircuts unless their dark glasses no longer hook over their ears  :y
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #10 on: 01 June 2019, 21:10:59 »
Well, come on.... gis  a look.....
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #11 on: 01 June 2019, 21:11:35 »
Basin cut? :D
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #12 on: 01 June 2019, 22:34:44 »
Short back and sides with a zig zag.
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Re: I'm Sat In The Back Of A Transit Van......
« Reply #13 on: 01 June 2019, 22:47:13 »
It used to be called dogging  :y
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