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Sir Tigger KC

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One For The Cock Whisperers!
« on: 10 June 2019, 22:44:19 »

Have you ever wondered how to hypnotise a cockerel?  ???

Well wonder no more and cluck on the clucky to find out!  :y

Clucky!  ;D

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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #1 on: 10 June 2019, 22:49:38 »

I'm too chicken to click unsolicited links.
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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #2 on: 10 June 2019, 23:34:02 »

It's OK Nick, it's safe.  It's a chlorinated clucky!  :)
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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #3 on: 10 June 2019, 23:45:14 »

a line made his cock go floppy  ???

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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #4 on: 11 June 2019, 00:02:26 »

Egg zactly he cracked up and I’m not yoking.
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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #5 on: 11 June 2019, 08:17:18 »

So....it's quarter to eleven on a dark, rainy night....and you're scouring YouTube for videos about cocks. Hmmmm....
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Re: One For The Cock Whisperers!
« Reply #6 on: 11 June 2019, 08:58:26 »

So....it's quarter to eleven on a dark, rainy night....and you're scouring YouTube for videos about cocks. Hmmmm....

No I wasn't!  >:(  ::)  ;D

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