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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Only £355 a month, she said.
« on: 06 September 2019, 17:32:02 »

From literally out of nowhere Mrs Opti has decided she wants a 'cute little Golf R' (her words)

Only £355 a month she said.......for 2 years, she said. If you really love me you'd buy it for me, she said. You'd buy it for my sister, she said (with venom)

I'll look into it, I said.

Women talk some crap and I wonder how many have ever visited planet Earth. In the real world the cost is £355 each month for 2 years PLUS an initial  deposit of 30%, which in this case is close to £11000. So, over a 2 year period this very humble runabout would cost in the region of £19500 in rent before it is handed back with SFA to show for it.

I have told her no.......and to stop being ridiculous.

However, if her sister does ask me to buy her the car I may find it hard to refuse her... :-* :-* :-* I hope Mrs Opti understands that's it's nothing personal 8) 8) 8)

Women, I simply don't understand them.


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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2019, 17:38:37 »

Noticed that the DD for road tax for the mighty Signum and Tata has risen to £49.93 each month.......£600 P/A. :-\
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2019, 17:40:08 »

Noticed that the DD for road tax for the mighty Signum and Tata has risen to £49.93 each month.......£600 P/A. :-\
£100 a month in tax, that must hurt a tight barsteward like you  ;D
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2019, 17:40:31 »

Here I am trying to save the planet and baby killing derv owners are paying £30 a year road tax. Can't be right, surely. :-\ :) ;)
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2019, 17:43:09 »

Here I am trying to save the planet and baby killing derv owners are paying £30 a year road tax. Can't be right, surely. :-\ :) ;)
I'd write to my MP if I were you, they might get back to you after Brexit is sorted in 2025.
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2019, 17:46:24 »

Here I am trying to save the planet and baby killing derv owners are paying £30 a year road tax. Can't be right, surely. :-\ :) ;)
I'd write to my MP if I were you, they might get back to you after Brexit is sorted in 2025.

I'm not sure if 'Brexit sorted' means we leave the EU or we drop to out knees and 'return to the EU fold' :-\

Both you and I will probably be 6 feet under by then.
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #6 on: 06 September 2019, 18:00:39 »

how ungrateful
after you did all that welding round the battery of the corsa
just say that parts won't be available for VW cars after brexit in a few weeks , so she can stick with the corsa or have a Reliant Robin  :y
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #7 on: 06 September 2019, 18:20:08 »

how ungrateful
after you did all that welding round the battery of the corsa
just say that parts won't be available for VW cars after brexit in a few weeks , so she can stick with the corsa or have a Reliant Robin  :y

Women have very limited knowledge of cars, Dave. A 16 year old Corsa will look very similar to a new Golf for most women. :)
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2019, 18:54:56 »

Buy her an early Golf R... About 2003 vintage. Throw a £250 private plate on it and tell her how lucky she is  :y
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #9 on: 07 September 2019, 13:56:51 »

how ungrateful
after you did all that welding round the battery of the corsa
just say that parts won't be available for VW cars after brexit in a few weeks , so she can stick with the corsa or have a Reliant Robin  :y

Women have very limited knowledge of cars, Dave. A 16 year old Corsa will look very similar to a new Golf for most women. :)

Watch it you!  You are on dangerous ground.! :o :o :o ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #10 on: 08 September 2019, 08:21:38 »

how ungrateful
after you did all that welding round the battery of the corsa
just say that parts won't be available for VW cars after brexit in a few weeks , so she can stick with the corsa or have a Reliant Robin  :y

Women have very limited knowledge of cars, Dave. A 16 year old Corsa will look very similar to a new Golf for most women. :)

Watch it you!  You are on dangerous ground.! :o :o :o ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D


Why? Are there lots of female drivers on it?
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #11 on: 08 September 2019, 08:59:15 »

how ungrateful
after you did all that welding round the battery of the corsa
just say that parts won't be available for VW cars after brexit in a few weeks , so she can stick with the corsa or have a Reliant Robin  :y

Women have very limited knowledge of cars, Dave. A 16 year old Corsa will look very similar to a new Golf for most women. :)

Watch it you!  You are on dangerous ground.! :o :o :o ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D


Why? Are there lots of female drivers on it?

Oh yes, many, all ready to catch men out! :o :o :o ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #12 on: 09 September 2019, 01:44:54 »

This thread got me looking, you can have a golf R DSG for £303pcm plus £3050 down payment on a 3yr 8k p.a. lease. A much more modest £13,900 over 3 years.

Surely a pittance to a man such as yourself  M'lud?!


An awful lot of car for that kind of money, if I weren't driving the equivalent of London to Sydney and back again (the long way around) each year, I might consider it. Oh, I'd also have to lose a stone or two to get my ar$e in the seat  ::)
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Re: Only £355 a month, she said.
« Reply #13 on: 09 September 2019, 09:46:51 »

This thread got me looking, you can have a golf R DSG for £303pcm plus £3050 down payment on a 3yr 8k p.a. lease. A much more modest £13,900 over 3 years.

Surely a pittance to a man such as yourself  M'lud?!


An awful lot of car for that kind of money, if I weren't driving the equivalent of London to Sydney and back again (the long way around) each year, I might consider it. Oh, I'd also have to lose a stone or two to get my ar$e in the seat  ::)

Yes and I'm sure that Mrs Opti is worth it and then some!  :)

Don't be so fickin tight!  :D  ;D
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