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General Discussion Area / Re: Pop Up Fuel Garages.
« on: 01 June 2013, 15:29:03 »
Quote from: STEMO on 01 June 2013, 15:26:28
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 01 June 2013, 15:24:18
Quote from: Varche on 01 June 2013, 15:14:30
Do you know of one around you? perhaps best to say "Yes , a mate uses one down the road" !! ;D

I am fairly sure I used one in the city near us. A chap said you can get cheap diesel from this place. It looked like a bus depot . No prices on any pump, big queues but quick service. Pay cash or by card. Price was about 15% cheaper than normal. I have looked for it since but it has never been open.

Assuming one of your mates has used such a place, how much cheaper is the fuel in the UK?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22716007


Not cheap enough, Mr Varche.

Without having to pay tax and VAT, they should be knocking it out for about 80p a litre. :y

Then I'd be interested. :y
Plenty of farmers in Lincs who'd let you have some red diesel, surely?


True......but the MV6 runs on the 'other stuff'..... ;D.......Like any all proper cars should. ::) ::) ::) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Pop Up Fuel Garages.
« on: 01 June 2013, 15:24:18 »
Quote from: Varche on 01 June 2013, 15:14:30
Do you know of one around you? perhaps best to say "Yes , a mate uses one down the road" !! ;D

I am fairly sure I used one in the city near us. A chap said you can get cheap diesel from this place. It looked like a bus depot . No prices on any pump, big queues but quick service. Pay cash or by card. Price was about 15% cheaper than normal. I have looked for it since but it has never been open.

Assuming one of your mates has used such a place, how much cheaper is the fuel in the UK?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22716007


Not cheap enough, Mr Varche.

Without having to pay tax and VAT, they should be knocking it out for about 80p a litre. :y

Then I'd be interested. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 15:19:47 »
Exactly what was he doing 'bollock naked'  .....in a lift?

The mind boggles. ;D ;D



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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 15:01:00 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: just had a nice week off at ?
« on: 01 June 2013, 14:56:45 »
I'm glad you enjoyed your holiday, Mr Herc. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 14:53:11 »
Penis envy?. ;) :-* :-* :-*


........seriously though, Lizzie. The guy sounds like a flasher to me. :-X

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General Car Chat / Re: Considering a lexus ls400
« on: 31 May 2013, 20:33:22 »
Quote from: Albitz on 31 May 2013, 18:50:47
Buy one with LPG fitted. ;)

.......and 12 months M.O.T. :y

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General Car Chat / Re: How much is my car worth?
« on: 31 May 2013, 20:31:15 »
Quote from: SMD on 30 May 2013, 23:59:45
Thanks for the kind words, Chris - I mean John   :y

EMD - You are right about Roger Budden, in fact I might sort out the small blemishes and do a Roger Budden.

Cheers Del, will do some research over the weekend  :)



This guy just walks around with a black marker pen and adds another zero to the sticker price. ;D ;D ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Teenagers
« on: 30 May 2013, 23:51:55 »
Quote from: Vamps on 30 May 2013, 21:24:03
Quote from: omegod on 30 May 2013, 16:04:20
Nah you're just an old fart with no sense of humour Ste :P

That's what Miss Vamps, 13 next month, calls me........... :( :( B.O.F or boring old fart, to be precise........ ;) ;)

And she doesn't think much about my IT skills either, she gets very impatient with me if I ask her a question about facebook....... ::) ::) ::)


Anyone recall that Harry Enfield sketch. The one where  Kevin  becomes a teenager? (13)

Oh dear, Mr vamps. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Omega General Help / Re: cambelt/tensioner costs?
« on: 30 May 2013, 19:00:00 »
Quote from: jerry on 29 May 2013, 21:45:30
apologies for not responding sooner guys. Its a 2.5V6 , but its certainly not something I could do myself so just asking what the ballpark cost should be in your opinion to have the cambelt/tensioner done. Cheers


I had mine done at a Vx dealer.

A hefty £360 from memory.........but that did include the waterpump, too.

They originally quoted me something close to £500......but I pleaded poverty. :y


EDIT.......Sorry. Actually it came to £330.........£369.95 including the M.O.T. :y :y :y 

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General Discussion Area / Re: STEMO..
« on: 30 May 2013, 18:52:16 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 30 May 2013, 18:50:22
Quote from: STEMO on 30 May 2013, 17:05:29
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 30 May 2013, 17:04:36
Quote from: STEMO on 30 May 2013, 16:57:47
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 30 May 2013, 16:51:35
Maybe thats why hes back, puppy love :-* :-*
Your puppies are bigger than Lizzies.


I suggest that you check out Ms Zoom's avatar. ;D ;)
Falsies!


 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

How dare you insult me! :o :o :o :o

I'll have you know I am all genuine! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

.........and all the better for it. ;) :-* :-* :-* :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: STEMO..
« on: 30 May 2013, 17:04:36 »
Quote from: STEMO on 30 May 2013, 16:57:47
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 30 May 2013, 16:51:35
Maybe thats why hes back, puppy love :-* :-*
Your puppies are bigger than Lizzies.


I suggest that you check out Ms Zoom's avatar. ;D ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: STEMO..
« on: 30 May 2013, 16:41:29 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 29 May 2013, 21:38:26
well he, one of them certainly got lizzie flustered :o :o ::) Drizzle wont be happy ;)


Yes.....I believe that STMO and Lizzie are an 'item' :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Teenagers
« on: 30 May 2013, 16:37:44 »
STMO is a miserable old bastard at the best of times.

Now aged 112.....he was born aged 64. ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: good news
« on: 30 May 2013, 14:43:01 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 30 May 2013, 14:32:30
Great news!  You deserve some good luck! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Enjoy! :y :y :y :y


Mr Ozzycat has just returned from his 'jollies', Lizzie. To quote Supermac.....he's never had it so good.... ;D ;D ;D ;)


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