See page 12 of the OOF Bonfire Night Thread in Gen Dis. 
As in:
It all went pear-shaped when TB's new caravan became entangled in the "Police - do not cross" tape at the site entrance.
Anyway, he'd asked me not to tell anyone that in reality he's got this caravan 'thing' - that's why he arrived early, you understand. Well things went rapidly downhill from there, 'cos Dmitri was
supposed to be guiding Mikhail's crane outa the site just as TB tried to give his outfit the beans in the opposite direction .... the
aftermath result was .... well .... the crane jib went straight through the caravan .... which caused the Silver Bullet .... to er .... detach itself and
collide embed itself into that
already shored-up temporarily-repaired gable end .... of what would've been
your 4-poster suite.
Mrs Seth, Mrs TB and I were following in our TD .... and the ensuing mayhem was .... er well .... like a scene depicting a bad day in Bosnia. Then
some clot demolished that pylon the National Grid went down ....
Mrs Seth reckons that he's con
fusedcussed .... though he's just mumbled something about placing a 'wanted' ad on the forum for two wings and a bonnet in Z147 Star Silver .... not sure what he meant by that ....
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