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STEMO

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I can see the future
« on: 25 November 2015, 20:12:53 »
Let me look into my crystal ball. The wife is going to Meadowhell with some of her friends straight from work tomorrow. She is taking the credit card.
The mists are thinning, it's all becoming clear. By this time tomorrow, we will be skint.  :(
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2015, 15:38:27 »
Being skint and xmas go hand in hand innit  :D ;D
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #2 on: 26 November 2015, 16:02:47 »
She just rang to say she's there. Any other night she can't get away until six.  ;D
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #3 on: 26 November 2015, 16:42:51 »
I don't allow my wife a credit card.

The first two bitched and moaned so I divorced them........or was it the other way round?
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #4 on: 26 November 2015, 16:48:14 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 26 November 2015, 16:42:51
I don't allow my wife a credit card.

The first two bitched and moaned so I divorced them........or was it the other way round?
I have a trap plan. She is falling hook, line and sinker  :)


For my car, and a measly couple of grand...........
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2015, 16:53:27 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 November 2015, 16:48:14
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 26 November 2015, 16:42:51
I don't allow my wife a credit card.

The first two bitched and moaned so I divorced them........or was it the other way round?
I have a trap plan. She is falling hook, line and sinker  :)


For my car, and a measly couple of grand...........

Ooo you're getting another Omega..... from Roger Budden?  ::)  ;D
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #6 on: 26 November 2015, 16:56:26 »
My wife had her credit card stolen but when I realised the thief was spending less than she was I did not bother to report it.....
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2015, 17:14:27 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 26 November 2015, 16:56:26
My wife had her credit card stolen but when I realised the thief was spending less than she was I did not bother to report it.....

^^^
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #8 on: 26 November 2015, 17:25:04 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 26 November 2015, 16:56:26
My wife had her credit card stolen but when I realised the thief was spending less than she was I did not bother to report it.....
;D ;D ;D ;D Excellent.
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #9 on: 26 November 2015, 18:40:52 »
Had a credit card once.Said to Maureen I'd get her one as a second user.She said she didn't want or need one.I got her one anyway and said if she didn't use it fine,but it was always there for emergencies.Next thing I knew I was up at the limit[albeit only a low limit]how many emergencies can one person have :D :D :D
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #10 on: 26 November 2015, 21:50:29 »
Quote from: pscocoa on 26 November 2015, 16:56:26
My wife had her credit card stolen but when I realised the thief was spending less than she was I did not bother to report it.....

THe old ones are the best  ;)
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« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2015, 21:58:15 »
Bah! My plan isn't working very well at all. She spent £48....... 48 quid! She's not normal.
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2015, 22:21:00 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 November 2015, 21:58:15
Bah! My plan isn't working very well at all. She spent £48....... 48 quid! She's not normal.
Be fair to say you're not getting a new iphone then ;D
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Re: I can see the future
« Reply #13 on: 27 November 2015, 07:40:03 »
Quote from: STEMO on 26 November 2015, 21:58:15
Bah! My plan isn't working very well at all. She spent £48....... 48 quid! She's not normal.
Missing a couple of zeros off the end there ;D ;D
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