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[ronnyd]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

[STEMO]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

Optis knowledge of football is encyclopaedic, Ronny, it's bound to be coming from Lincolnsausageshire. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Im not in to premiership football. I prefer “real” local football. Northampton Town and I go to see Kettering too. However I know enough to know that if the scousers win the league we will never hear the end of it 😩😩😩😩😩

No scousers in the team. They are all foreign.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is scouse i believe.

He may be a born and bred scouser but he doesn't seem to have much Anglo-Saxon in him.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........and with a name like that he is likely to get the shit kicked out of him if he ends up in wrong sort of scouse drinking pit.

[STEMO]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

This humble vegetable can also be used as a makeshift sex toy........giving much pleasure to both men and women yokels.

I imagine hardened scousers would use a brown ale bottle.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

We get quite a few 'wide boys' from Essex. Cocky flash bastards. I always make sure my hand is on my wallet.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies.

[STEMO]

There are black scousers, brown scousers, Chinese scousers.....all kinds of scousers. This is because Liverpool has been a bustling metropolis for centuries.
Whereas, in Lincolnsausageshire, it's always been just yokels, contemplating the various length and shape of their carrots before they eat them. Bright eyes, nice teeth, but thick as pigshit. 

Yes. Shanks had them all in his team of the sixties and seventies.

That one sentence sums you up very nicely. 

[TheBoy]

I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.

[Entwood]

I got a text from that deranged Man U fan, by the name of Gixer.

He suggests putting gobshite into Google Maps.

Somehow I half expected that result !!