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« on: 15 May 2018, 19:59:30 »

Someone has patented the idea of shoes that put themselves on meaning you don't have to bend in order to put them on yourself. The idea is that a sensor within the shoe registers the weight of you toes going into it then what can best be described as a caterpillar track in the bottom of the shoe pulls the rest of your foot in or pulls the shoe onto your foot[depending on how you want to phrase it]my first thought was that it was just a useless idea for the bone idle,but further thought was that if/when perfected it could be a boon to the disabled etc.
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Re: New shoes
« Reply #1 on: 15 May 2018, 20:55:57 »

A better, non-electronic solution would be to have a scantily-clad hot totty at your feet: whether she is there for putting your shoes on or for any other reason is up to you!  8) :P :y

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Re: New shoes
« Reply #2 on: 15 May 2018, 21:19:42 »

my first thought was that it was just a useless idea for the bone idle,but further thought was that if/when perfected it could be a boon to the disabled etc.

With a rapidly aging population, I suspect innovations like this will prove very profitable in the coming decades.
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Re: New shoes
« Reply #3 on: 15 May 2018, 21:42:37 »

sounds like something a German engineer would design because slip-on shoes are far too simple a solution :)
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Re: New shoes
« Reply #4 on: 15 May 2018, 21:54:23 »

A better, non-electronic solution would be to have a scantily-clad hot totty at your feet: whether she is there for putting your shoes on or for any other reason is up to you!  8) :P :y

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I can't imagine what other service she could perform while bending down between your legs. ::)
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Re: New shoes
« Reply #5 on: 15 May 2018, 23:20:50 »

Puris omnia pura!  ::)

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Re: New shoes
« Reply #6 on: 16 May 2018, 00:08:44 »

sounds like something a German engineer would design because slip-on shoes sandals on top of socks are far too simple a solution :)

FTFY :y
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