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His birthday is on the 29th of this month i reckon.Yet you post about your life in the 70'sYep, 1964, when you were just a ladI had a B reg Austin 1100, but it definitely wasn't 1984
B at the end of the reg was 1964.
B at the start of the plate was 1984.
I think.
Not born for a couple of decades.......whereas you were probably middle aged in 1964.
Shudder.Can you imagine, I'd be straining that hard, I'd rip the bathroom door of its hinges!Could that be classed as a plus?I'm guessing they are the only place open that will deliver around these parts. But they'll have it for lunch and tea as well. Jeez, if I ate that much pizza, I wouldn't shit for a month!PMSL, right on cue, Dominos just pulled up outside
Dominos for breakfast?! Fu£king savages!
Ive never seen the point in funerals. My family have been instructed not to bother with one when I fall off my perch.Agree 100%, that's what we have decided too. The offspring are ok with it.
Send the carcass to be burnt, and if they want to they can have the shes returned to scatter them somewhere, although I dont really see the point in that either.
All silly, pointless and expensive tradition imo.
Its the last one you go to that you can worry about!Past caring by then.
Could that be classed as a plus?I'm guessing they are the only place open that will deliver around these parts. But they'll have it for lunch and tea as well. Jeez, if I ate that much pizza, I wouldn't shit for a month!PMSL, right on cue, Dominos just pulled up outside
Dominos for breakfast?! Fu£king savages!
Everyone pays tax, all day, every day.HS oppsing 2 and their oppsing shitty temporarily realigned roads. With potholes.I'm a poor old pensioner and i still pay tax.
£270 for a tyre - the old one was only fitted in October - and £75 to straighten the wheel, if they can.
All for a oppsing train line that nobody wants and is costing us all a oppsing fortune. Well, those of us that pay tax, anyway.
Income tax that is.Everyone pays tax, all day, every day.HS oppsing 2 and their oppsing shitty temporarily realigned roads. With potholes.I'm a poor old pensioner and i still pay tax.
£270 for a tyre - the old one was only fitted in October - and £75 to straighten the wheel, if they can.
All for a oppsing train line that nobody wants and is costing us all a oppsing fortune. Well, those of us that pay tax, anyway.
HS oppsing 2 and their oppsing shitty temporarily realigned roads. With potholes.I'm a poor old pensioner and i still pay tax.
£270 for a tyre - the old one was only fitted in October - and £75 to straighten the wheel, if they can.
All for a oppsing train line that nobody wants and is costing us all a oppsing fortune. Well, those of us that pay tax, anyway.
Usually, the nurse who weighs me at our practice is twice my size.Correct, that's why I get weighed in the morning before I get dressed and before I have anything to eat. The stupid nurse up at the doctors told me I was overweight after jumping on her scales fully dressed, straight after lunch with pockets full of crap. I told her.......well, you know what I told herYep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouthI think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.
It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight
Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.
Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.
4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)
What the hell's she doing marrying him then?As I said, wifey is off for half term. She would have to don the marigolds and shove it all back in. She watches The Yorkshire Vet, so she knows how it's done.After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞
TMI.
Sounds like it was lucky he didn't have a prolapse!
Your Mrs is obviously a practical kinda gal!
