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[STEMO]

......and, almost immediately, the daily death toll jumps to 280. 171 plus historic deaths.

[Doctor Gollum]

......and, almost immediately, the daily death toll jumps to 280. 171 plus historic deaths.

How many of those were from the excitement?

[Rangie]

I believe I just heard that Germany is going back into lockdown, watch this space , Boris says that he "is relying on the commonsense of the British people " what a laugh that is..😄

[STEMO]

I believe I just heard that Germany is going back into lockdown, watch this space , Boris says that he "is relying on the commonsense of the British people " what a laugh that is..😄

Local lockdowns in Germany. A lot of these outbreaks, in Germany and the US, seem to be in meat processing plants. When you get around to Sunday lunch, make sure you cook the joint properly. 

[STEMO]

Today's is the last daily update on tv. Everyone is getting bored with it now. Back to Brexit and the economy.

[ronnyd]

Went around my local Sainsbury last evening and you'd have thought that the 2 metre rule had been scrapped already. Families of four wandering around, kids playing with fresh produce etc. Queue up nice and orderly outside, when you get it it's a free for all. Shopper beware!

[STEMO]

Went around my local Sainsbury last evening and you'd have thought that the 2 metre rule had been scrapped already. Families of four wandering around, kids playing with fresh produce etc. Queue up nice and orderly outside, when you get it it's a free for all. Shopper beware!

I mentioned this about a month ago, always been that way in Asda.

[dave the builder]

Went around my local Sainsbury last evening and you'd have thought that the 2 metre rule had been scrapped already. Families of four wandering around, kids playing with fresh produce etc. Queue up nice and orderly outside, when you get it it's a free for all. Shopper beware!

I mentioned this about a month ago, always been that way in Asda.

Same problem in Morrisons and Tesco. I use the trolley if someone invades my space , there has been a few bashed ankles , not mine 
"how did i do that if you where 2 meters away from me "

and  chances are half the dim whits will think 1 metre in supermarkets is enough from now on , I need to rig up some death spikes on me trolley 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Not sure if the little Social club Im secretary of will be able to open or not. Depnds on the details of the rules.
I wont be able to go until August 1st regardless, as swmbo is shielding until then. Plus the fact I can hardly walk at the moment anyway, despite heeding advice and munching painkillers.
A mispent youth isnt much fun when you get old. 

[TheBoy]

The BBC has started spouting that the 2m is scrapped, and its now 1m.

Thats not what the PM said.

Silly bloody tart.

[dave the builder]

yes, bad reporting ,such things need reporting clearly 
The reduction to 1 Metre social distance doesn't come into effect until 4th July BUT ....
for the 1 metre rule to apply you need to take extra measures
so supermarkets ,shops ,walking past strangers ,etc should still be 2 metres

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Nothing to do with being a silly tart. If they get us all not taking enough care and the death toll shoots up, they can blame Boris and the other evil right wing Tories and hope to bring them down. If they could manage that, they might even still manage to stop Brexit. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

yes, bad reporting ,such things need reporting clearly 
The reduction to 1 Metre social distance doesn't come into effect until 4th July BUT ....
for the 1 metre rule to apply you need to take extra measures
so supermarkets ,shops ,walking past strangers ,etc should still be 2 metres

About 6 pints? 

[dave the builder]

yes, bad reporting ,such things need reporting clearly 
The reduction to 1 Metre social distance doesn't come into effect until 4th July BUT ....
for the 1 metre rule to apply you need to take extra measures
so supermarkets ,shops ,walking past strangers ,etc should still be 2 metres

About 6 pints? 

then there's a Que at the toilets
12 measures of shorts takes up less bladder space 
Boris hasn't mentioned what social distancing measures need to be in place for the 11.30 pm drunk punch up outside 

[Doctor Gollum]

The BBC has started spouting that the 2m is scrapped, and its now 1m.

Thats not what the PM said.

Silly bloody tart.

I see Laura made the most of her time off. Not.