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I know the Daily Star is......
« on: 27 May 2020, 07:22:50 »

.....a comic, not a newspaper, but the front pages give me a grin most mornings.

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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2020, 09:05:30 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2020, 12:19:37 »

Unfortunately, even though we see the stupidity and humour .. there are a great many idiots who will believe it to be true ...

and yet another example of an "unbiased" report by "national media" .... methinks probably not .......
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2020, 12:55:33 »

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y


You can't describe Stevie Wonder like that in 2020, Lizzie. Its not PC. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #4 on: 27 May 2020, 12:58:37 »

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y


You can't describe Stevie Wonder like that in 2020, Lizzie. Its not PC. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
Very witty  ;D
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #5 on: 27 May 2020, 13:31:58 »

Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #6 on: 27 May 2020, 13:42:47 »

Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #7 on: 27 May 2020, 14:39:52 »

Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
HTF would I know, I don't actually read them.  ::)
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #8 on: 27 May 2020, 14:40:44 »

There are some hilarious cartoons / videos etc. doing the rounds about this on Watsapp.
Lates one was a sign on a wall saying Barnard Castle, followed by  half a dozen more underneath each other, with each being smaller than the the one above.
Another shows plod stop a driver and ask if he had been drinking. "Yes, but Im only driving to find out if Im too pissed to drive".  ;D
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #9 on: 27 May 2020, 14:41:27 »

Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)

The Sun ditched page 3 years ago. Dont know about the Star.
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #10 on: 27 May 2020, 15:19:16 »

Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
HTF would I know, I don't actually read them.  ::)

More of a Sunday sport man then? :)

Hitler found on Mars was a great piece of journalism. :)
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #11 on: 27 May 2020, 15:21:28 »

Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)

The Sun ditched page 3 years ago. Dont know about the Star.

Shame......much like the demise of the grid girls in F1 and Moto GP. :-\
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #12 on: 27 May 2020, 16:21:53 »

Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #13 on: 27 May 2020, 16:32:19 »

Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
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Re: I know the Daily Star is......
« Reply #14 on: 27 May 2020, 16:39:34 »

Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
Jizz mags are shameful?  :-[
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