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chrisgixer

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She ate ALL my pies....
« on: 26 July 2014, 16:53:32 »

Since the oxford meet I've had a craving for pork pies. Mini ones in this case, 12 in a plastic tub x2. Mustard and salad cream on top, but not so much mustard to avoid tummy ache. ::)


On arriving home though, I notice some little monkey has polished off the last two.  :'(  :( she ate aaaaall my pies  :o


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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #1 on: 26 July 2014, 18:34:07 »

Pork pies are one of your 'five a day'..... : :)

Should you eat 5 pork pies them there is no need for fruit and vegetables. :)
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #2 on: 26 July 2014, 18:36:56 »

Are you sure it wasnt the cats... ;D
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #3 on: 26 July 2014, 18:42:22 »

Mmmmm Pork Pies!!!  :y
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #4 on: 26 July 2014, 18:49:00 »

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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #5 on: 26 July 2014, 20:06:36 »

Mmmmm Pork Pies!!!  :y
+1 :)

Scrotal skin and unidentified connective tissue. What could be better. :)
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2014, 20:15:56 »

Mmmmm Pork Pies!!!  :y
+1 :)

Scrotal skin and unidentified connective tissue. What could be better. :)
Ear holes, eye holes and arse holes as my dad used to say :y
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #7 on: 26 July 2014, 20:49:11 »

Don't forget nipples. Mmmm nipples. Also describes group buy on hot dogs at work.

Who wants the last nipple....?


Pork pies gota have salad cream and or mustard though. :y
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #8 on: 26 July 2014, 21:00:07 »

In my mind they're still made froma prime cut of pork....Please dont tell me any different :D
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #9 on: 26 July 2014, 21:55:07 »

Don't forget nipples. Mmmm nipples. Also describes group buy on hot dogs at work.

Who wants the last nipple....?


Pork pies gota have salad cream and or mustard though. :y

What!!!!! You southern jessy,  :o :o real proper pork pies are eaten with Piccalilli

There is a Butchers in Ripon that does really nice pork pies, and then there are 'Taylors of Darlington' pork pies, one of the best in the country for port pies, imho ........... :y :y
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #10 on: 26 July 2014, 22:25:46 »

PicaLILLY?


 Gay!
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #11 on: 27 July 2014, 05:55:11 »

PicaLILLY?


 Gay!

H calls it picawili btw. ;D
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #12 on: 27 July 2014, 09:14:32 »

There were pork pies at the Oxford meet :o
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #13 on: 27 July 2014, 11:47:55 »

There were pork pies at the Oxford meet :o

Too slow. ;)
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #14 on: 27 July 2014, 19:30:45 »

There were pork pies at the Oxford meet :o

Too slow. ;)
You barsteward. I'll nick your crisps next visit to curryhouse
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #15 on: 27 July 2014, 19:33:03 »

Since the oxford meet I've had a craving for pork pies. Mini ones in this case, 12 in a plastic tub x2. Mustard and salad cream on top, but not so much mustard to avoid tummy ache. ::)


On arriving home though, I notice some little monkey has polished off the last two.  :'(  :( she ate aaaaall my pies  :o


 ;D

If you were a woman I'd say you became pregnant at the meet! ;D ;D
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #16 on: 27 July 2014, 19:38:01 »

Since the oxford meet I've had a craving for pork pies. Mini ones in this case, 12 in a plastic tub x2. Mustard and salad cream on top, but not so much mustard to avoid tummy ache. ::)


On arriving home though, I notice some little monkey has polished off the last two.  :'(  :( she ate aaaaall my pies  :o


 ;D

If you were a woman I'd say you became pregnant at the meet! ;D ;D
:o I'm pretty sure that it wasn't that sort of meet :-\
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #17 on: 28 July 2014, 21:12:45 »

Since the oxford meet I've had a craving for pork pies. Mini ones in this case, 12 in a plastic tub x2. Mustard and salad cream on top, but not so much mustard to avoid tummy ache. ::)


On arriving home though, I notice some little monkey has polished off the last two.  :'(  :( she ate aaaaall my pies  :o


 ;D

If you were a woman I'd say you became pregnant at the meet! ;D ;D

 :D :D

Any cravings for pickled onions with marmite on  :(
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #18 on: 28 July 2014, 21:13:53 »

Iceland do pork pies with pickle. :o :y
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #19 on: 28 July 2014, 21:23:36 »

Since the oxford meet I've had a craving for pork pies. Mini ones in this case, 12 in a plastic tub x2. Mustard and salad cream on top, but not so much mustard to avoid tummy ache. ::)


On arriving home though, I notice some little monkey has polished off the last two.  :'(  :( she ate aaaaall my pies  :o


 ;D

If you were a woman I'd say you became pregnant at the meet! ;D ;D
:o I'm pretty sure that it wasn't that sort of meet :-\

They did wander off to the very bottom of the field for a while. Who knows what went on? :o
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #20 on: 28 July 2014, 21:39:20 »

Jealousy will get you nowhere Nick  ;)  :-*  ;D
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Re: She ate ALL my pies....
« Reply #21 on: 28 July 2014, 22:11:20 »

Jealousy will get you nowhere Nick  ;)  :-*  ;D
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Certainly where pies are concerned anyway! ;D
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