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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 27 April 2019, 11:38:45
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Friends little boy was trying to get the cap of his cough medicine bottle. He said "Dad, I can't get this off, it just keeps on clicking". "That's because it's a child proof bottle". "Ah....ok.........but how does it know?". Priceless. :)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Yeah ;D
And then they grow up and stab you...and grow up some more and set fire to your property
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Yeah ;D
And then they grow up and stab you...and grow up some more and set fire to your property
Such a positive outlook for the you'ffs of today.
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When things aren't quite going her way[doesn't matter whether it's a person or inanimate object she's interacting with] my 3yr old great granddaughters favourite of the moment is "You're winding me up now" ;D
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I asked my 3 yr old grand daughter if she knew what her nostrils were for. Without hestitation she said .... For sticking your finger up! ;D ;D ;D
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I asked my 3 yr old grand daughter if she knew what her nostrils were for. Without hestitation she said .... For sticking your finger up! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D How I miss those moments now that my children are all in their 40's!
Still, my grandchildren now come out with similar 'classics'. :y
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the wife was talking to our granddaughter & remarked " take no notice of me nana,s going senile". my granddaughter came crying to me & i asked her whats the matter . she replied " i don,t want nana to become a sea-lion"
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My five year old daughter said to me yesterday "my favourite month is Saturday" ;D
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My favourite day in Norfolk is Satdy :D