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FuŁking grim up north
« on: 26 July 2017, 21:11:50 »
I'm currently in a warrington Premier Inn (oh the glamour). Sat at a table (3 seats) in the bar trying to email, but mostly chatting sh!t on here.  ;D All of a sudden a couple just sit down opposite me. Don't say a word, not,"oh can we use these seats" nothing.

I had about 1/4 pint left, so took my laptop, walked up to the bar to get another (all of 10 paces), turn round, walking back to the table and I see the woman of the couple is drinking my 1/4 pint!! When challenged, all she said was "a thought you'd left it".

I'm going to bed!  ;D
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #1 on: 26 July 2017, 21:19:22 »
Oh aye. The females are a bit forward up that way.  ;D
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #2 on: 26 July 2017, 21:22:55 »
Jesus. That makes even me cringe, and I'm properly Northern!
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #3 on: 26 July 2017, 21:27:29 »
No invite for a threesome then    ::)

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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #4 on: 26 July 2017, 21:35:22 »
I once called a young lady a derogatory name in Manchester. Without a hint of irony, she said to me "That's charming, fu**ing charming!"  ;D
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #5 on: 26 July 2017, 21:37:39 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 26 July 2017, 21:27:29
No invite for a threesome then    ::)

You wouldn't be saying that if you were here.


Just. Trust. Me. On. This.
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2017, 21:54:27 »
That's hilarious, classy bird bet you're glad you took your laptop with you  :D
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #7 on: 26 July 2017, 22:51:48 »
I have no problem with keeping a blunt instrument to hand ;)
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #8 on: 27 July 2017, 00:05:54 »
Quote from: jimmy944 on 26 July 2017, 22:51:48
I have no problem with keeping a blunt instrument to hand ;)

Ahh.. That'll be why my laptop has a "strike zone" on the back, then. ;D
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #9 on: 27 July 2017, 19:49:02 »
Floating backwash and all.

Some on here might have dropped there teeth in the glass.
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #10 on: 27 July 2017, 22:05:24 »
I hear they only got prams, so they could walk on their hind legs.
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #11 on: 27 July 2017, 22:38:39 »
Anyone know if Jimmy made it back to Midlands.?
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #12 on: 28 July 2017, 01:01:56 »
Quote from: Varche on 27 July 2017, 22:38:39
Anyone know if Jimmy was chewed up and spat back to the Midlands.?

Amended.  ::)
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #13 on: 30 July 2017, 08:38:22 »
Warrington you say ? That was your first mistake.

It's part of the "Burmuda Ti-angle" 

Warrington, Widnes and Runcorn.

Not quite Liverpool, not Quite Manchester, not really Cheshire, Not at all lancashire.
A place where the chemical industry and nuclear research industry and in-breeding have definitely NOT caused significant birth issues with babies, and nobody is at all mentally challenged.

I try to avoid the place.
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Re: FuŁking grim up north
« Reply #14 on: 30 July 2017, 11:43:52 »
Quote from: New POD on 30 July 2017, 08:38:22

I try to avoid the place.

100% with you. Sadly we have a 700,000 sq ft warehouse there that serves half the uk. So sadly I rather think I'll  be seeing more of Warrington over the coming years :(
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