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Man flu.
« on: 16 February 2018, 18:04:40 »
We are all suffering here, my son, 'er indoors and me. Of course, as the world now knows, it is far more severe for us men and I am convinced that the world is coming to an end any time soon; feak and weeble, with aches everywhere...... :( :( :(

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« Reply #1 on: 16 February 2018, 18:11:52 »
Just getting to the back end of mine, ten days now and still got a hacking cough. Wifey is on her way home for a weeks half term, said she has a sore throat and feels a bit 'distant'.
I'll probably spend the week looking after her now.
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #2 on: 16 February 2018, 18:16:47 »
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #3 on: 16 February 2018, 18:20:10 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:16:47
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

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A female or male nurse on top Ron? :o :o ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #4 on: 16 February 2018, 18:23:43 »
Excuse me, Miss Lizzie - I know which side my bread is buttered!
Do you have a nurse's outfit?  ;D

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #5 on: 16 February 2018, 18:25:11 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 16 February 2018, 18:20:10
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:16:47
We could do with a week or two under a trained nurse, methinks?  :y 8)

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A female or male nurse on top Ron? :o :o ;D ;D ;)

I believe Ron is hoping you will volunteer to keep him warm at night, Lizzie. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #6 on: 16 February 2018, 18:26:31 »
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #7 on: 16 February 2018, 18:51:17 »
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #8 on: 16 February 2018, 18:54:25 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:26:31
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

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I've heard Lizzie uses a big tub of industrial strength Veet on all the hairy places so your skin has the colour and texture of raisins. :o :o :o
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #9 on: 16 February 2018, 19:02:14 »
Ouch!
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« Reply #10 on: 16 February 2018, 19:33:15 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 16 February 2018, 18:51:17
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
Yeah...well....that's cause you told us you had it. No complaints from me on here, even though I nearly passed away......twice.
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #11 on: 16 February 2018, 19:35:46 »
Quote from: STEMO on 16 February 2018, 19:33:15
Quote from: TheBoy on 16 February 2018, 18:51:17
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
Yeah...well....that's cause you told us you had it. No complaints from me on here, even though I nearly passed away......twice.

Bunch of nancy boys in Brackley. :)

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #12 on: 16 February 2018, 20:02:25 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 16 February 2018, 18:54:25
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 18:26:31
Yes; she will rub my chast and I will.......

Ron.

I've heard Lizzie uses a big tub of industrial strength Veet on all the hairy places so your skin has the colour and texture of raisins. :o :o :o

Yes Ron. Do you want to come over and I WILL cure you of all your ills? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #13 on: 16 February 2018, 20:34:30 »
Are you sure? I do have a lot of ills.....

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« Reply #14 on: 16 February 2018, 20:36:41 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 20:34:30
Are you sure? I do have a lot of ills.....

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Yes.....but nothing a sharp tap with a 4lb lump hammer won't cure.  :)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #15 on: 16 February 2018, 20:41:08 »
Surely I would need two - like popping ball joints?

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #16 on: 16 February 2018, 21:01:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 16 February 2018, 20:36:41
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 20:34:30
Are you sure? I do have a lot of ills.....

Ron.
Yes.....but nothing a sharp tap with a 4lb lump hammer won't cure.  :)

 ;D ;D ;D

Oh, I promise I would use more subtle ways than that :P :P :P ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #17 on: 16 February 2018, 21:06:33 »
As subtle as Joanne Whalley in "The Singing Detective"?  ;) ;) ;)

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #18 on: 16 February 2018, 21:30:50 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 21:06:33
As subtle as Joanne Whalley in "The Singing Detective"?  ;) ;) ;)

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 ;D ;D ;D

Now that was a great series :y

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #19 on: 16 February 2018, 21:56:05 »
Yes: I'm sure Denis Potter was bonkers, but he wrote some great dramas.
I loved "Black Eyes" too, but I don't expect you did - n ot for the same reasons, anyway!  :D

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #20 on: 17 February 2018, 09:48:25 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 February 2018, 19:35:46
Quote from: STEMO on 16 February 2018, 19:33:15
Quote from: TheBoy on 16 February 2018, 18:51:17
When I had it, all I got from here was "Man Up wetpants"
Yeah...well....that's cause you told us you had it. No complaints from me on here, even though I nearly passed away......twice.

Bunch of nancy boys in Brackley. :)
Batty boys haven't been invented here yet, we're a bit old fashioned...
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #21 on: 17 February 2018, 10:40:51 »
Aren't you near to that place where the men wear skirts?  :P

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #22 on: 17 February 2018, 10:45:22 »
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 21:56:05
Yes: I'm sure Denis Potter was bonkers, but he wrote some great dramas.
I loved "Black Eyes" too, but I don't expect you did - n ot for the same reasons, anyway!  :D

Ron.

No, haven't heard of that one Ron.

My other favourite Dennis Potter is the original TV series Pennies from Heaven that launched the career of Bob Hoskins.  Superb!! :-* :-* 8) 8)
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« Reply #23 on: 17 February 2018, 10:51:20 »
Yes, that was surreal! Also Hoskins' finest part; he went on to be too far up himself. Pity.

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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #24 on: 17 February 2018, 10:55:29 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 17 February 2018, 10:45:22
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 21:56:05
Yes: I'm sure Denis Potter was bonkers, but he wrote some great dramas.
I loved "Black Eyes" too, but I don't expect you did - n ot for the same reasons, anyway!  :D

Ron.

No, haven't heard of that one Ron.

My other favourite Dennis Potter is the original TV series Pennies from Heaven that launched the career of Bob Hoskins.  Superb!! :-* :-* 8) 8)

Black Eyes..... Gina Bellman was outstanding on a couple of points if I recall correctly. :)
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« Reply #25 on: 17 February 2018, 10:56:59 »
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Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 21:56:05
Yes: I'm sure Denis Potter was bonkers, but he wrote some great dramas.
I loved "Black Eyes" too, but I don't expect you did - n ot for the same reasons, anyway!  :D

Ron.

No, haven't heard of that one Ron.

My other favourite Dennis Potter is the original TV series Pennies from Heaven that launched the career of Bob Hoskins. Superb!! :-* :-* 8) 8)

It was " On the move" Lizzie. :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #26 on: 17 February 2018, 16:16:05 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 February 2018, 10:56:59
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 17 February 2018, 10:45:22
Quote from: Bigron on 16 February 2018, 21:56:05
Yes: I'm sure Denis Potter was bonkers, but he wrote some great dramas.
I loved "Black Eyes" too, but I don't expect you did - n ot for the same reasons, anyway!  :D

Ron.

No, haven't heard of that one Ron.

My other favourite Dennis Potter is the original TV series Pennies from Heaven that launched the career of Bob Hoskins. Superb!! :-* :-* 8) 8)

It was " On the move" Lizzie. :-* :-* :-*

 :-* :-* :y
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« Reply #27 on: 17 February 2018, 16:59:32 »
Quote from: Bigron on 17 February 2018, 10:40:51
Aren't you near to that place where the men wear skirts?  :P

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I think you need to look Brackley up on the map ;D

Our local BBC News comes from Southampton ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #28 on: 17 February 2018, 18:48:04 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 17 February 2018, 16:59:32
Quote from: Bigron on 17 February 2018, 10:40:51
Aren't you near to that place where the men wear skirts?  :P

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I think you need to look Brackley up on the map ;D

Our local BBC News comes from Southampton ;)
I reckon he means Corby ;)
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Re: Man flu.
« Reply #29 on: 18 February 2018, 00:56:37 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 17 February 2018, 16:59:32
Quote from: Bigron on 17 February 2018, 10:40:51
Aren't you near to that place where the men wear skirts?  :P

Ron.
I think you need to look Brackley up on the map ;D

Our local BBC News comes from Southampton ;)

Does that come under BBC Northern Ireland, BBC Scotland or BBC Wales as there is no BBC England as that is apparently, according to their Marxists, racist. >:( >:( >:(
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