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Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« on: 16 August 2017, 11:39:11 »

....could this be considered a viable alternative? :)

£4000 more expensive, but at least it should unblock the old boy's adrenal glands when he presses the pedal on the right.

Room for the whippet behind the seats. :y

I may have found the perfect compromise. :y

 


http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201707227632615
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #1 on: 16 August 2017, 11:55:37 »

That's a lot of fun for little money 😀😀😀
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #2 on: 16 August 2017, 12:35:33 »

That's a lot of fun for little money 😀😀😀

I imagine the accelerative G-force would probably finish him off.

Perhaps I should have posted a link to an elderly Humber or Riley instead. :y
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2017, 12:38:54 »

....could this be considered a viable alternative? :)

£4000 more expensive, but at least it should unblock the old boy's adrenal glands when he presses the pedal on the right.

Room for the whippet behind the seats. :y

I may have found the perfect compromise. :y

 


http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201707227632615

I don`t think Stemo is that brave to attempt one of those  ;D
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #4 on: 16 August 2017, 12:40:35 »

Looks adequate.

I fear it might unblock a little more than the adrenal glands, of both he and the whippet, but it does have wipe clean vinyl seats. :y

A mixture of Toyo T1Rs and Yokohama AD08s is going to make handling "interesting", though. :o
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #5 on: 16 August 2017, 13:05:05 »

Looks adequate.

I fear it might unblock a little more than the adrenal glands, of both he and the whippet, but it does have wipe clean vinyl seats. :y

A mixture of Toyo T1Rs and Yokohama AD08s is going to make handling "interesting", though. :o

Yes....I believe that both STMO and the whippet suffer with 'loose stools' at the best of tlmes. :)

It could all become very messy. ;)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #6 on: 16 August 2017, 13:48:01 »

I very much like that. Very much.

I know, I know, it's a Rover V8 so it's asthmatic, has a stretched timing chain, valve seat recession, smokes like a two stroke and makes 50hp on a good day* but still, I want it.

*I am channeling my inner OOF, here. I don't believe they're *that* bad, they make at least 100hp on a good day ;)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #7 on: 16 August 2017, 14:02:32 »

I very much like that. Very much.

I know, I know, it's a Rover V8 so it's asthmatic, has a stretched timing chain, valve seat recession, smokes like a two stroke and makes 50hp on a good day* but still, I want it.

*I am channeling my inner OOF, here. I don't believe they're *that* bad, they make at least 100hp on a good day ;)

If the engine is from the RR 4.6, then I assume it is tuned for low down toque rather than high RPM power.

Should still be nippy though. :)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #8 on: 16 August 2017, 14:08:58 »

I very much like that. Very much.

I know, I know, it's a Rover V8 so it's asthmatic, has a stretched timing chain, valve seat recession, smokes like a two stroke and makes 50hp on a good day* but still, I want it.

*I am channeling my inner OOF, here. I don't believe they're *that* bad, they make at least 100hp on a good day ;)

If the engine is from the RR 4.6, then I assume it is tuned for low down toque rather than high RPM power.

Should still be nippy generate gratuitous tyre smoke and oversteer at any speed, in any gear though. :)

FTFY.  8)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #9 on: 16 August 2017, 14:25:54 »

I was going along a single carriageway A road the other day and came up behind a truck, but heard a growl behind, looked in the mirror and there was a Westfield or similar behind the car behind me.

He went to overtake the car behind me and I tucked in to let him go by, so he booted it and jeez was that thing fast!  :o  :y

He did give me a wave as he flashed by.  :y

Too much for Uncle STEMO to handle I fear.  :)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #10 on: 16 August 2017, 14:30:36 »

I was going along a single carriageway A road the other day and came up behind a truck, but heard a growl behind, looked in the mirror and there was a Westfield or similar behind the car behind me.

He went to overtake the car behind me and I tucked in to let him go by, so he booted it and jeez was that thing fast!  :o  :y

He did give me a wave as he flashed by.  :y

Too much for Uncle STEMO to handle I fear:)

Yep.....I have just remembered the thread when he asked why 'some modern motor cars' will do almost 100 MPH when the speed limit is seventy. ;D
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #11 on: 16 August 2017, 14:33:13 »

I very much like that. Very much.

I know, I know, it's a Rover V8 so it's asthmatic, has a stretched timing chain, valve seat recession, smokes like a two stroke and makes 50hp on a good day* but still, I want it.

*I am channeling my inner OOF, here. I don't believe they're *that* bad, they make at least 100hp on a good day ;)

If the engine is from the RR 4.6, then I assume it is tuned for low down toque rather than high RPM power.

Should still be nippy generate gratuitous tyre smoke and oversteer at any speed, in any gear though. :)

FTFY.  8)

....and presumably no ESP nanny to keep it going in a straight line.  :)

Still, at least it has a 5 star NCAP rating should it all go tits up. :)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #12 on: 16 August 2017, 20:30:32 »

I believe Mr Wood specialises in all sorts of graceful pirouettes with a mere 2l....
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #13 on: 16 August 2017, 21:12:26 »

He,ll have a hell of a job keeping the cloth cap on in that thing ;)
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Re: Instead of a dreary derv Astra for the old boy.....
« Reply #14 on: 17 August 2017, 18:22:50 »

I believe Mr Wood specialises in all sorts of graceful pirouettes with a mere 2l....

I'm qualified to do them in the air instead now. Cheaper that way - less to hit up there. :-[
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