Popped out with SWMBO earlier, it was about mid-day so called into a nice farm shop on the A17, near Optis place actually, to pick up a few bits & bobs. We decided to have lunch there.
It’s one of those places where you make a note of your table number, order & pay at the till & they bring the stuff over when it’s cooked.
I ordered a baguette, SWMBO wanting soup, I paid, collected cutlery & returned to the table, giving her a soup spoon and laying out my knife & fork in front of me.
A few mins later, a young lad appeared with a tray with our food on. He correctly spotted that SWMBO was having soup, which was politely placed in front of her. He then openly asked who was having the baguette. We thought he was joking at first, but no. He then asked her directly if she was having the baguette. Nice lad, just not very observant.
Still, no harm done, good food and service with a smile - ours.
I think the young lad now works in the Swindon Outlet Village.
I went into a coffee shop and asked him, as he was standing there with a tray,
'Is it waiter Service?
'Are you waiting to be served?'
'No, what I asked was 'IS IT WAITER SERVICE?'
'Yes, and I'll bring your coffee to you.'
I sat down and noticed someone at the counter paying and collecting a table flag, so I go to counter, order, pay and collect flag.
When dipstick brings my order, he said' I didn't understand the question'!