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[TheBoy]

I have absolutely no idea why one of my brothers sent me this picture of what looks like a Zafira, but I thought it would make a great caption contest

[dave the builder]

looks like a fairly remote cottage
if they ran out of logs for the fire,perhaps they are using the Zafira in dash fireplace to keep warm 
it's free,Vauxhall keep sending letters out to us ,
take it back to a dealer and they clean out the ash from behind the dash and re-stock with combustibles FOC 

[ronnyd]

 Nearly the same colour as the pebbledash.

[Doctor Gollum]

"Tunnie began having second thoughts about buying a petrol powered Zafira... "

[Sir Tigger KC]

Santa regretted chopping in his reindeer and sleigh for a Vauxhall Zafira....

[Doctor Gollum]

Sadly not that exciting...

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/three-seriously-hurt-after-car-crashes-into-house-and-catches-fire-11868387

[STEMO]

This was on a remote Scottish island IIRC.

[Sir Tigger KC]

This was on a remote Scottish island IIRC.

That grey pebbledash looks very Scottish!     You see it all over the place in the People's Republic of Scotland. 

[Kevin Wood]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

[Doctor Gollum]

Kudos for parking it on its nose...

[aaronjb]

Scottish islands? Young men? Middle of the night?

I guess a few wee drams were had.. and then they drove home into the side of a house..

[tunnie]

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house 

[ronnyd]

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house 

Yes, even the guttering downpipe survived, albeit a bit kinked.

[henryd]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

Saw that and it made I chuckle too

[TheBoy]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...

[TheBoy]

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house 

Are you suggesting that a bit of t-cut wont get the shitbox back on the road?

[Kevin Wood]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...

Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on.

[TheBoy]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...

Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on.

Or realised he was in a Zafira, and it dawned on him that his life hadn't turned out as well as he'd hoped.  I can understand why any Zafira owner might be feeling a little suicidal...

...oh, hang on a minute 

[dave the builder]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...

Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on.

Or realised he was in a Zafira, and it dawned on him that his life hadn't turned out as well as he'd hoped.  I can understand why any Zafira owner might be feeling a little suicidal...

...oh, hang on a minute 

clearly he couldn't handle the power of such a fine motor vehicle
I may have had a shandy   

[Terbs]

Missing Brackley Zafira discovered !!!!

[biggriffin]

Mmm  A fire and a badly landed, zaffee, now who do we know with previous for both, the cd player didn't self combust while playing well know hits from the 70's 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

It certainly met its waterloo.

[Nick W]

He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides.

I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...

Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on.

or parking it in a garage in Brackley........