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Changing the oil+filter is interesting,  if car isn't high enough you can't drop undertray flap down enough,  .....

you need a Pela oil-sucker-outerer 

 I'm of the old skool,, undo sump plug, and make a mess on the floor as the tray is positioned wrong,

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Changing the oil+filter is interesting,  if car isn't high enough you can't drop undertray flap down enough,  .....

you need a Pela oil-sucker-outerer

My oil-sucker-outerer can't be pushed down far enough to suck the oil from my classic and highly desirable Vauxhall.

The tube is long enough but there is an obstruction of some kind.

I applied for a job in an ice cream parlour.. They turned me down when I said I can’t do Sundays


My doctor told me that I’m suffering from paranoia. Well, he didn’t actually say that, but I could tell that’s what he was thinking.


I had a pelican curry for lunch, it tasted nice, but the bill was enormous.


There was a woman selling batteries down the park. She sells C cells by the seesaw...

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Changing the oil+filter is interesting,  if car isn't high enough you can't drop undertray flap down enough,  .....

you need a Pela oil-sucker-outerer 

So I've had the Insignia a week,  let's begin.
Mirrors are Shite,  It's comfortable, climate system isn't as efficient as the Omega or the Saab,, and the Infotainment system is frigging not simples, the stupid rain sensing wipers I don't like,, The auto opening boot is nice,,, and I think new tyres will be required as it's got a right old mix on, being on 245/45/18 XL it might not be happening yet.
Changing the oil+filter is interesting,  if car isn't high enough you can't drop undertray flap down enough, and it's easier to remove front wheel to remove oil filter.

Despite having an arse like a big black mama the Insignia is not a bad looking car.

You seem pleased with it overall.

Last online two months ago, which is very unlike her. 

Don't think so

National Conservatism Conference: Police told to shut down right-wing Brussels event https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68826577

You don't need to be very right wing to be considered a right wing Nazi in 2024.

I'm sure our very own Lizzie Zoom called me a Nazi not that long ago

Talking of which, Outraged from Ashford has been very quiet of late

Apparently, you were bad for her heart 

Don't think so

National Conservatism Conference: Police told to shut down right-wing Brussels event https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68826577

You don't need to be very right wing to be considered a right wing Nazi in 2024.

I'm sure our very own Lizzie Zoom called me a Nazi not that long ago

Talking of which, Outraged from Ashford has been very quiet of late

Don't think so

National Conservatism Conference: Police told to shut down right-wing Brussels event https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68826577

You don't need to be very right wing to be considered a right wing Nazi in 2024.

I'm sure our very own Lizzie Zoom called me a Nazi not that long ago

Soviet style politics in the 21st century. Disgraceful.

Works for the Ruskis and the Chinks