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Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« on: 07 March 2020, 09:49:50 »

Its about time you sorted another meet, isn't it?

Come on, chop chop.
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2020, 12:18:37 »

  ;D

Yes be good to have another meet.  :y
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2020, 12:50:31 »

I'd come but I've heard the meets are full of 'ruffians' :)

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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2020, 13:10:59 »

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)
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« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2020, 13:34:37 »

I'd come but my pussy stained Marina would drive you all insane with envy! :)

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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #5 on: 07 March 2020, 14:04:39 »

I'd come but I've heard the meets are full of 'ruffians' :)
I was at the last one   :y
oh wait  :-[

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)

it's wrong wheel drive  ::)

but a few "lesser cars" than the omegas came to the last meet  :y  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 07 March 2020, 14:19:19 »

I'd come but I've heard the meets are full of 'ruffians' :)
I was at the last one   :y
oh wait  :-[

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)

it's wrong wheel drive  ::)

but a few "lesser cars" than the omegas came to the last meet  :y  ;D

You are a 'hairy arsed' builder Dave, so bound to be a ruffian. ;D

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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #7 on: 07 March 2020, 14:35:28 »

I'd come but I've heard the meets are full of 'ruffians' :)
I was at the last one   :y
oh wait  :-[

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)

it's wrong wheel drive  ::)

but a few "lesser cars" than the omegas came to the last meet  :y  ;D

You are a 'hairy arsed' builder Dave, so bound to be a ruffian. ;D

that's stereotyping  ::)
the amount of hair i have on my arse is not linked in any way to the fact i'm low life, untrustworthy, shyster  ::)
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #8 on: 07 March 2020, 14:41:36 »

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)
I have no shame, I took the Trolley along  :D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 March 2020, 14:42:26 »

I'd come but I've heard the meets are full of 'ruffians' :)
I was at the last one   :y
oh wait  :-[

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)

it's wrong wheel drive  ::)

but a few "lesser cars" than the omegas came to the last meet  :y  ;D

You are a 'hairy arsed' builder Dave, so bound to be a ruffian. ;D

that's stereotyping  ::)
the amount of hair i have on my arse is not linked in any way to the fact i'm low life, untrustworthy, shyster  ::)


Yep....much like saying all scousers are born with glue on their fingers. ::) ::) :)
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #10 on: 07 March 2020, 18:04:42 »

I'd come but my pussy stained Marina would drive you all insane with envy! :)

 :)

No pussy stains in Golvo.  :(
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #11 on: 07 March 2020, 18:41:05 »

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)
I have no shame, I took the Trolley along  :D
I took India's finest IIRC?

Not through any planning, it would have been the car easiest to get off the drive ;D.
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #12 on: 07 March 2020, 18:44:20 »

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)
I have no shame, I took the Trolley along  :D
I took India's finest IIRC?

Not through any planning, it would have been the car easiest to get off the drive ;D.
you didn't come in that posh Zafira of yours :-\
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #13 on: 07 March 2020, 20:27:38 »

Before 1st June?
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #14 on: 08 March 2020, 10:23:16 »

I'd come but my golden Volvo would drive you all insane with envy! :)
I have no shame, I took the Trolley along  :D
I took India's finest IIRC?

Not through any planning, it would have been the car easiest to get off the drive ;D.
you didn't come in that posh Zafira of yours :-\
Probablt couldn't find it, as that's the ideal car to chuck tools in :)
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #15 on: 10 March 2020, 17:10:18 »

Did I hear this mild cold thing had struck Wareham?  Hope Terbs is OK.  Though, even if confined to sick bed, he still has a meet to organise ;D
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #16 on: 28 March 2020, 22:57:44 »

Greetings all,
Sorry the late reply to this, but yes, I have been on my sick bed. About 7 or 8 weeks ago, I developed a 'cold', which turned into a cough, then I started hallucinating, and running a temperature. Chris got the doctor in, and he diagnosed a serious chest infection. I was whipped in hospital, and x-rays taken and I was then told I had pneumonia. I was put on drips, and pumped full of antibiotics. Finally sent home a few days later, but the coughing has caused muscle problems around the midriff. Coughing or sneezing nearly cuts me in half. Had to get the doctor back in last week, did not think it was a cracked rib, but still the muscles. The good news is he said it will take weeks to repair !!!!!!
Anyhow....as to a meet. Normal service obviously can't be resumed. I am confined to barracks for the foreseeable, due to my vulnerability. Just starting to do short walks. Lost a stone in weight.
So, unfortunately, a meet will have to wait until all this crap is over :( :( :( :y :y
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #17 on: 28 March 2020, 23:21:14 »

yeah ... nice though a meet would be methinks it is out of the question right now  ... :(

Sorry to hear you've been "poorly"  ... only good thing is you didn't actually have bat flu .... so hopefully fully on the mend.. even though it will take a while ...

Stay safe ... :y :y

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« Reply #18 on: 28 March 2020, 23:54:12 »

Isn't pneumonia one of the symptoms...  ::)

Anyhoo, sounds like you have got it beaten ;)
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« Reply #19 on: 29 March 2020, 07:18:34 »

Poor Tony, sounds like you have really been through it. Glad you are safe at home, take care. :-*
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #20 on: 29 March 2020, 08:23:17 »

Hope your recovery continues to go well and you're back to full health soon :y
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #21 on: 29 March 2020, 10:51:48 »

So, to get out of organising something, you planted this corona shit into the human population, then got yerself ill?  A simple "no, I CBA" would have sufficed ;D


On the upside, not being able to go out much isn't a massive hardship at the moment, is it ;D

At least you're managing short walks, so hopefully well on the road of recovery.

If you need ought, get in touch.  I reckon I can deliver to you by drone if I lean out the bedroom window :P
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« Reply #22 on: 29 March 2020, 12:12:57 »

Sorry to hear that you've been unwell Tony, hopefully you are over the worst and slowly on the mend. Wishing you a speedy recovery.  :y

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I was whipped in hospital .........

Blimey, they cater for all sorts of fetishes now.  :D  I assume you went private, as the best I could hope for was a bed bath on the nhs.  ;)
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #23 on: 29 March 2020, 12:36:28 »

 ;D :D

come to OOF for some sympathy because your ill and you get a good RIBBING

oh wait  :-[

Hope your Better soon Tony  :y

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« Reply #24 on: 29 March 2020, 12:42:17 »

;D :D

come to OOF for some sympathy because your ill and you get a good RIBBING

oh wait  :-[

Hope your Better soon Tony  :y

'Twas always thus. ;D

I will avoid making any jokes about how Tony will be fine, given his fully stocked freezer, and so on.. Oh, wait! did I say that out loud? :-[

I wish you a speedy recovery, Tony, and look forward to another meet sometime, whenever it can be achieved. :y.
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Re: Terbs! Get off yer 'arris!
« Reply #25 on: 29 March 2020, 12:48:15 »

MMM  :-\

Tony was stockpiling BEFORE it was a thing

maybe he had inside/advance warning  ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 29 March 2020, 18:14:49 »

MMM  :-\

Tony was stockpiling BEFORE it was a thing

maybe he had inside/advance warning  ;D
I tell ya, he planned all this chaos...
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