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[STEMO]

Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does anyone know anyone who has caught the Wuhan flu?   

I mean someone you actually know, like a friend, relative, colleague, acquaintance etc. 

My dog seems a bit off colour 

How can you tell what colour it is. It's covered in fur.

[dave the builder]

Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.

Hello !
Lockdown , that's unnecessary travel Uncle Stemo
plus the planes are grounded as well as the people 

[Rangie]

The symptoms are vague enough in severity to not be certain.

I feel like I have a temperature - feel cold and clammy, glands are up slightly as well, but no cough. Have spent most of the week in bed asleep.

Batflu, fatigue or depression... You decide

No I won't be bothering the doctor.

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You've done the right thing only time to contact emergency services/doctor is if your breathing is severely affected ,although with the present lack of respiratory equipment I wouldn't build hopes to high. If we follow Italy's way of work within the ICU department anyone of the age of 65 is just sedated, as the younger patients are more deserving of life saving equipment.
Hope you feel a lot better soon DG.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute, Lizzie, then you'll see who decides when your time is up.

But some have. During WW2 a rear gunner from a Lancaster fell 18,000 feet without a parachute and survived, along with an American who fell 22,000 without his chute and survived.  In more recent times, in 1972, an air stewardess fell 30,000, albeit in the tail of the airliner that broke up in flight.  There are a few other examples in the records.

So it CAN happen when your God decides that it should!

I personally though have had enough very, very near misses whilst driving, or stationary, not to wish tempting God to call it by jumping out of an aircraft deliberately without a chute!!

[STEMO]

God is killing people with coronavirus then. What a bastard.

[Sir Tigger KC]

How many people that they are telling us died of CV-19 would have died in due course anyway? 

Or to put it another way how many have died with CV-19, but something else actually finished them off? 

[STEMO]

How many people that they are telling us died of CV-19 would have died in due course anyway? 

Or to put it another way how many have died with CV-19, but something else actually finished them off? 

I reckon all of them would have died in due course. 

[ronnyd]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and celebs to do first.

[STEMO]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first.

Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I just hope the virus lasts long enough that they run out of Eastenders and Corrie to inflict upon us.

Every cloud.

[ronnyd]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first.

Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.

Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed.  . Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first.

Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.

Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed.  . Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice.

He really is a pain in the arse.

Once he has 'walked the whippet' he has too much time on his hands.

[STEMO]

Hope you're better soon DG 
i'm sure plenty are in similar situations ,
I think it;s going to be a long time before Covid 19 testing filters down to the cannon fodder man on the street 

Yes Dave, we still have loads of minor royals and calebs to do first.

Whose Caleb? Sounds like one of them Dingles off Emmerdale.

Damn, thought i'd edited it before anyone noticed.  . Trust that bloody hawkeyed Barnsley boy to notice.

I'd really like him to be a pain in my arse.

Once he has 'walked the whippet' he has too much time on his hands.

[Lizzie Zoom]

God is killing people with coronavirus then. What a bastard.

Yep, and to think he gave them life