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[STEMO]

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wide and wonderful
The Chinese eat them all. 

[dave the builder]

 
Very good 
Though i think there's more to the start of the Chinese Virus than Mr Wong eating a bat bolognese 

[STEMO]

Very good 
Though i think there's more to the start of the Chinese Virus than Mr Wong eating a bat bolognese 

5G?

[dave the builder]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

[STEMO]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

If you buy a large, aluminium baking tray from the supermarket, you can fashion it into a hat large enough to cover most of your head. That should sort out the 5G problem. 

[dave the builder]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

If you buy a large, aluminium baking tray from the supermarket, you can fashion it into a hat large enough to cover most of your head. That should sort out the 5G problem. 

won't stop me getting 5G on my hands though if i go to a supermatket 

[Doctor Gollum]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

If you buy a large, aluminium baking tray from the supermarket, you can fashion it into a hat large enough to cover most of your head. That should sort out the 5G problem. 

Get a two meter one if you can... It will really help with the whole social distancing thing.

[Doctor Gollum]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

If you buy a large, aluminium baking tray from the supermarket, you can fashion it into a hat large enough to cover most of your head. That should sort out the 5G problem. 

won't stop me getting 5G on my hands though if i go to a supermatket 

Oh yes it will... Do you really think they will let you join the queue with a 2m foil hat on... 

[dave the builder]

5G?

I hope so , we've got no chance of getting a 5G signal here 
so ,as long as i stay in my bunker , i'm immune 

If you buy a large, aluminium baking tray from the supermarket, you can fashion it into a hat large enough to cover most of your head. That should sort out the 5G problem. 

Get a two meter one if you can... It will really help with the whole social distancing thing.

I've made a jacket with reversing sensors on the front,back and both arms  that BEEP if i get close to anything 

[biggriffin]

Social distancing,, just don't wash for 14 days, when you go out nobody will come near you

[Sir Tigger KC]

An eggcellent hymn!