Just had to google this Abbott woman.......... you just wouldn't would you.
No amount of drink would make you that blind, but with the ability to function still would it.
Somebody did and gave her a kid,,, That's what to much alcohol does, it clouds your judgement,, and they reckon drink driving is wrong.
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No amount of booze would convince me to jump on her gives me the creeps just to think about it.
Not even the old, last moose in the disco, or any port in a storm,, and you've drunk 8 Stella tortoises
There speaks the voice of experience!
You taught me well sir tigger
Sounds like I didn't need to teach you anything!
Those were the days mind!
Down the local disco, the DJ putting on a couple of slow ones at the end and if you hadn't already pulled it was 'headless chicken' time trying to grab the leftover girls and if you were lucky you'd get a feel of her arse and a snog!
Those who missed out went outside for a punch up!