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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #1 on: 08 December 2019, 22:26:14 »


I have a severe allergy to any form of non essential DIY . . .

But I see that as being useful

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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2019, 22:36:42 »

Yikes, I have a forerunner in one of my tool boxs. Just a line of metal sliding rods.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #3 on: 09 December 2019, 12:03:37 »

Oh,that looks very useful. I want one.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #4 on: 09 December 2019, 12:15:14 »

Disappointed.

I was expecting a big-titted wench in a skimpy santa suit.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #5 on: 09 December 2019, 12:52:24 »

same here :y
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #6 on: 09 December 2019, 15:25:07 »

You two must wear big stockings  :-*
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #7 on: 09 December 2019, 16:44:47 »

Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #8 on: 09 December 2019, 16:47:22 »

Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.
It's ok, no use to you.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #9 on: 09 December 2019, 16:56:27 »

Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.

I'll give you a clue.  :y

It's not a big titted wench in a skimpy santa suit!  ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #10 on: 09 December 2019, 19:00:35 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot  ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #11 on: 09 December 2019, 19:09:04 »

Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.

I dont have a Faceache account either but can still view the clip  ;) ;)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #12 on: 09 December 2019, 19:26:18 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot  ;D

No many willing to 'knock one out' thinking of this individual. Perhaps a few in prison who have no chance of ever getting out. :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #13 on: 09 December 2019, 20:58:43 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #14 on: 09 December 2019, 22:30:53 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #15 on: 09 December 2019, 23:55:22 »

I bet she is hoping Santa will come with clothes that fit.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #16 on: 10 December 2019, 00:29:19 »



 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #17 on: 10 December 2019, 01:40:21 »



 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D

  Did you notice , not one tattoo in plain sight  :)

When the sleeping draft wears off & the Field Marshal  logs in;  I`m sure his daily serving wench will be on hand to keep an eye on the old boy  :-\

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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #18 on: 10 December 2019, 08:09:23 »

Oh I don't know Varche the clothes she's wearing seem to fit her very well indeed :-* :-* ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #19 on: 10 December 2019, 10:41:21 »

Images like that of an alluring santa with nice wobly bits wobbling can't be good for M'lud's blood pressure & will his dodgy ticker cope? :o :P
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #20 on: 10 December 2019, 11:20:35 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/


 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #21 on: 10 December 2019, 11:23:51 »

...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #22 on: 10 December 2019, 11:26:29 »

...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #23 on: 10 December 2019, 11:39:03 »

...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D

I'm sure there'd be plenty of help offered in the event of a strap snapping!!  ;D ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #24 on: 10 December 2019, 13:44:30 »

I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

You don't get many of those to the pound. :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #25 on: 10 December 2019, 13:47:09 »

https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #26 on: 10 December 2019, 13:57:03 »

Nice very nice..😃
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #27 on: 10 December 2019, 13:57:53 »

https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)
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« Reply #28 on: 10 December 2019, 14:31:32 »

https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)

This statement applies to STMO far more than me.

I'm a young man in my prime. :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #29 on: 10 December 2019, 14:33:35 »

Worrying that you chaps manage to find this sort of stuff on the net  ;)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #30 on: 10 December 2019, 14:35:26 »

https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)

This statement applies to STMO far more than me.

I'm a young man in my prime. :)
Yes, but STEMO doesn't spend his days trawling the internet for pictures of scantily clad ladies, young enough to be his granddaughter. You dirty old man.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #31 on: 10 December 2019, 15:13:52 »

As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
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« Reply #32 on: 10 December 2019, 15:59:22 »

As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
That was Opti.
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« Reply #33 on: 10 December 2019, 16:36:16 »

As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
That was is Opti.

FTFY Uncle STEMO!  :y
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« Reply #34 on: 11 December 2019, 12:45:29 »

Worrying that you chaps manage to find this sort of stuff on the net  ;)


 It isn't difficult to find anything on tinterweb.
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