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chrisgixer

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Let's try bird poo then.
« on: 10 April 2014, 19:58:07 »
Having asked for advice on removing brake dust a while back, and actually received tips on removing bird poo, (among some much more useful suggestions) I wonder, if I ask for advice on removing bird poo, will I get advice on removing brake dust? ;D



Although it's actually Pterodactyl poo form Slough. So might need brake dust remover anyway. How it can fly while carrying so much shite is beyond me. :o

I've actually washed off what was on the screen already, and there's more down the bumper and the far side on the wing. That's a lot of poop!









« Last Edit: 10 April 2014, 20:10:15 by chrisgixer »
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #1 on: 10 April 2014, 20:01:44 »
Birds have no respect for other peoples property these days. :'(

I blame the parents. ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #2 on: 10 April 2014, 20:03:02 »
Run it through the nearest carwash!  :)
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #3 on: 10 April 2014, 20:03:15 »
The solution:

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chrisgixer

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2014, 20:08:35 »
Quote from: tunnie on 10 April 2014, 20:03:15
The solution:



Way too small. Condors are protected I thought?
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2014, 20:29:32 »
I live on the south coast, Do you have a machine gun bloody seagulls.  :'(
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2014, 20:30:44 »
as soon as possible.. 


the one in the picture is milky and not solid totaly so less harmful but still strong enough to make permanent traces within an hour or two.. (talking for a sunny day)

cool down the paint with lots of water and with a very soft wet cotton make a gentle single pass as these can include very rough materials inside .. believe me many times I scratch my ex cars with that just by using the same cotton ;D
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chrisgixer

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2014, 20:42:04 »
Sigh.... ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 10 April 2014, 20:46:28 »
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #9 on: 10 April 2014, 21:16:14 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 20:42:04
Sigh.... ;D

Don't be so damn ignorant - the guy's just trying to help - and remember he's posting in English, not his native language >:(
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #10 on: 10 April 2014, 21:19:57 »
Quote from: dbug on 10 April 2014, 21:16:14
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 20:42:04
Sigh.... ;D

Don't be so damn ignorant - the guy's just trying to help - and remember he's posting in English, not his native language >:(

;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #11 on: 10 April 2014, 21:27:10 »
A bit early ::)

Could do alot worse than thoroughly soaking/rinsing and then wiping off with a jay cloth or similar :y
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cem_devecioglu

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #12 on: 10 April 2014, 22:12:52 »
Quote from: dbug on 10 April 2014, 21:16:14
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 20:42:04
Sigh.... ;D

Don't be so damn ignorant - the guy's just trying to help - and remember he's posting in English, not his native language >:(


no worries Dbug, I expected that result just wanted to be sure.. there were also some other trap treads before aiming me :(
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chrisgixer

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #13 on: 10 April 2014, 22:17:07 »
I was expecting advice on removing welded on brake dust. Tbh. ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #14 on: 10 April 2014, 22:24:25 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 22:17:07
I was expecting advice on removing welded on brake dust. Tbh. ;D




next time you need help on paint subject , I guarantee you wont see me on that tread ;)
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chrisgixer

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #15 on: 10 April 2014, 22:31:43 »
Quote from: cem on 10 April 2014, 22:24:25
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 22:17:07
I was expecting advice on removing welded on brake dust. Tbh. ;D




next time you need help on paint subject , I guarantee you wont see me on that tread ;)

Oh I know that much, and post a load of shite on every other. No news there.

I'll pay a professional,  so that will save you bothering not to post ;) ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #16 on: 10 April 2014, 22:35:20 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 22:17:07
I was expecting advice on removing welded on brake dust. Tbh. ;D

You could try WonderWheels. It gets under any loose lacquer and lifts it, tarnishes shiny red calipers and makes the wheel look generally shite..........but it does get rid of the brake dust.

Is that of any use ................. no, thought not.  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #17 on: 10 April 2014, 22:36:42 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 10 April 2014, 22:35:20
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 22:17:07
I was expecting advice on removing welded on brake dust. Tbh. ;D

You could try WonderWheels. It gets under any loose lacquer and lifts it, tarnishes shiny red calipers and makes the wheel look generally shite..........but it does get rid of the brake dust.

Is that of any use ................. no, thought not.  ::) ::) ;D ;D

Slightly more useful than previous posts, but, er.... No. Not really. ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #18 on: 11 April 2014, 08:58:43 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 19:58:07
Having asked for advice on removing brake dust a while back, and actually received tips on removing bird poo, (among some much more useful suggestions) I wonder, if I ask for advice on removing bird poo, will I get advice on removing brake dust? ;D



Although it's actually Pterodactyl poo form Slough. So might need brake dust remover anyway. How it can fly while carrying so much shite is beyond me. :o

I've actually washed off what was on the screen already, and there's more down the bumper and the far side on the wing. That's a lot of poop!





how can it fly while... ::)
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #20 on: 11 April 2014, 12:00:32 »
Meanwhile in other news, STEHOMO was spotted 'near Reading' with his hatch of homing pigeons terdactyls  ::)
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #21 on: 11 April 2014, 13:19:45 »
You should try Cornish seagulls, what you have on your car isn't a shite, more like a STEMO type of cough/ bedsheet incident, ;D ;D

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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #22 on: 11 April 2014, 15:08:02 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 April 2014, 19:58:07
Having asked for advice on removing brake dust a while back, and actually received tips on removing bird poo, (among some much more useful suggestions) I wonder, if I ask for advice on removing bird poo, will I get advice on removing brake dust? ;D



Although it's actually Pterodactyl poo form Slough. So might need brake dust remover anyway. How it can fly while carrying so much shite is beyond me. :o

I've actually washed off what was on the screen already, and there's more down the bumper and the far side on the wing. That's a lot of poop!




Is that pooh from Speckled Jim.. if so then it is effectively self inflicted bombing that you have suffered. You need Jim to support your frequent Virgin Media broadband (reading branch)  outages so if you fed him better food then it would scrape off easier and maybe recycled. When removing take care not to scratch by the way
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #23 on: 11 April 2014, 17:40:16 »
;D ok more of a squit than a shit ;D

Maybe it's Esta revenge, for snubbing him ;D
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #24 on: 11 April 2014, 17:41:40 »
Speckled Jim has sadly died. :(
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Re: Let's try bird poo then.
« Reply #25 on: 13 April 2014, 21:34:49 »
That angle makes the car look almost Senatror-esque...
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