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[STEMO]

The minimum wage will go up to at least £10ph by 2020. That will be a neat trick if there isn't an election until 2020.
Fracking will be banned to stop global warming by fossil fuels. I see...you're not going to open up all those northern coal mines after all then?

Watch this space 

[Mister Rog]

I never believe a word from any of 'em

Best line from any film, and so very true

The Hunt For Red Oktober

"Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open. "

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Minimum wage goes up to £10 p.h. unemployment goes up by 500,000. 
Ban fracking - presumably future energy needs to be sourced from cowfarts, because all those fickin windmills aint gonna do it.
They are living in Corbyn cuckoo land. The upside is that they wont win an election in the foreseeable future. 

[Mister Rog]

I don't know what drugs he takes, but I want some 

[Kevin Wood]

Waiting for him to promise to "abolish boom and bust". We must be nearly there.

[Varche]

Minimum wage goes up to £10 p.h. unemployment goes up by 500,000. 
Ban fracking - presumably future energy needs to be sourced from cowfarts, because all those fickin windmills aint gonna do it.
They are living in Corbyn cuckoo land. The upside is that they wont win an election in the foreseeable future. 

America. We are going to suck their fracking fields dry first. Save ours for later when the price goes up. First tanker was in Scotland yesterday

[Marks DTM Calib]

He seems to be stuck in the 60s, was talking about opening branch lines so people could get about by train!

[Viral_Jim]

It strikes me that the only thing corbyn is likely to deliver come 2020 is another 5 years of a Tory government. 

Funnily enough though, I do agree with their stance on the minimum wage. Over the past 20 years or so, the percentage of company gross profit (so their revenue, less the cost of the goods sold)  that goes to shareholders has doubled, while wage growth has been suppressed. Combine that with the introduction of tax credits and what you have is the tax payer (albeit indirectly) paying shareholder dividends.

[aaronjb]

He seems to be stuck in the 60s

Which I guess explains why I know 17-19 year olds who talk about him like the second coming of Jesus.. they're not old enough to remember the 60s or 70s. (Might also have something to do with their parental influences too, I suppose)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

[STEMO]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

Sharing..........what a quaint idea. Bless you, Opti. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

Sharing..........what a quaint idea. Bless you, Opti. 

The socialist part of me would share my sweets with the kids at school. I expected nothing in return.

The capitalist part of me meant I would share my sweets with the girls provided they dropped their knickers.

[Marks DTM Calib]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

How is your middle management Jag Dr O? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

How is your middle management Jag Dr O? 

It seems to be an economical and nippy little car.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I think we should share it. I will have it every spring / summer. You can have it every autumn / winter. That would be very social. 

[aaronjb]

I think we should share it. I will have it every spring / summer. You can have it every autumn / winter. That would be very social. 

Same deal for his SIL?

[Mister Rog]

Corbyn will never be PM......and I think it is for the best.

However, socialism is not a dirty word. Broadly speaking it means to share.....to be inclusive. To be social.

Capitalism has more of a 'f*ck you' image. I'm doing fine so f*ck you pal. Capitalism has nothing to do with sharing.

Sharing..........what a quaint idea. Bless you, Opti. 

The socialist part of me would share my sweets with the kids at school. I expected nothing in return.

The capitalist part of me meant I would share my sweets with the girls provided they dropped their knickers.

I very much hope that you meant when you were a lad, also at school, not now 

[STEMO]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

[STEMO]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

Just to be clear....not bum chum in a sexual way......that would be beyond stomach churning 

[Kevin Wood]

Just to be clear....not bum chum in a sexual way......that would be beyond stomach churning 

I'm unsure which of them would be the least stomach churning "in a sexual way".

[Rods2]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

Isn't that Lord Opti's totty?

[Mister Rog]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

Isn't that Lord Opti's totty?

Diane Abbot is Optis' sister in law ? Surely not. But then . . . . ?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

Isn't that Lord Opti's totty?

A bit of black is good.

Sadly, one Diane Abbott is about the size of four black women.
Diane Abbot is Optis' sister in law ? Surely not. But then . . . . ?

[Rods2]

OMG!!!!! I'm looking at Diane Abbott and Len Murray on telly right now. Jeremy's ex and his current bum chum .......I feel quite queasy. 

Isn't that Lord Opti's totty?

A bit of black is good.

Sadly, one Diane Abbott is about the size of four black women.
Diane Abbot is Optis' sister in law ? Surely not. But then . . . . ?

You'll get tonnes of it there.