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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Terbs on 13 August 2018, 00:38:04

Title: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Terbs on 13 August 2018, 00:38:04
I am now a resident of Brackley !!!!! The Omega is here, where it will be lovingly cared for by me, TB and the Gixer (not that they know it yet!!!! ) It has been a traumatic experience, and not one I am willing to repeat. I am lined up for a massive war with BT, I won't bore you with details....yet....
I have a few contacts here, no promises, but I will see if I can set up a meet in the vicinity....may have to lick a few arses to get there ;D But we shall see !!!! :y
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: BazaJT on 13 August 2018, 07:41:35
Good news that you're finally in :y Now the work will begin to "make it your own".I'm sure TB and Gixer will be delighted that you're going to graciously allow them to help with the care of your Omega ;D ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: aaronjb on 13 August 2018, 08:47:24
Brackley was in the news the other day (https://www.heart.co.uk/fourcounties/news/local/brackley-man-jailed-for-trying-to-buy-handgrenades/) - apparently it's not just TBs garage that go boom in the night.
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 August 2018, 08:58:53
Well, that explains the house prices...  :D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2018, 10:14:56
Brackley was in the news the other day (https://www.heart.co.uk/fourcounties/news/local/brackley-man-jailed-for-trying-to-buy-handgrenades/) - apparently it's not just TBs garage that go boom in the night.


He looks like a nefarious ne'er do well If ever I saw one........but I imagine they are common place in Brackley. :)

Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2018, 10:17:27
I am now a resident of Brackley !!!!! The Omega is here, where it will be lovingly cared for by me, TB and the Gixer (not that they know it yet!!!! ) It has been a traumatic experience, and not one I am willing to repeat. I am lined up for a massive war with BT, I won't bore you with details....yet....
I have a few contacts here, no promises, but I will see if I can set up a meet in the vicinity....may have to lick a few arses to get there ;D But we shall see !!!! :y

I suggest you ensure they are of the female variety, Mr Terbert. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: STEMO on 13 August 2018, 11:02:25
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2018, 11:20:02
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: STEMO on 13 August 2018, 11:53:12
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: STEMO on 13 August 2018, 12:16:50
Bargain Hunt is from Brackley, on telly now.
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 August 2018, 12:24:07
Bargain Hunt is from Brackley, on telly now.
Any cheap grenades?  :D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 August 2018, 12:28:24
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D

The mere thought could put a lesser man into extended therapy. :-X
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Varche on 13 August 2018, 13:35:08
Glad you got oved OK.

Go steady on BT , as a major shareholder,  we need as many happy customers as possible. ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 August 2018, 14:44:15
Glad you got oved OK.

Go steady on BT , as a major shareholder,  we need as many happy customers as possible. ;D

They could have fooled me. ::)
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 August 2018, 17:26:11
Is Terbert now going to become an angry shouty man who doesn't suffer fools ?  :-\  …….they say theres something in the water in Brackley.  ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 August 2018, 17:32:28
Is Terbert now going to become an angry shouty man who doesn't suffer fools ?  :-\  …….they say theres something in the water in Brackley.  ;D
It's the stuff in the air I'd be concerned about. I hope Terbert has issued himself with the appropriate PPE. :-X

Glad to hear you've finally moved, Tony. :y
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: neil74 on 13 August 2018, 19:16:46
Do you want the gold estate back???? its already been driven into and vandalised. it seems that whenever I fix or service one of these cars its like theres a big notice on top of the car saying please drive into me or kick the crap out of me.  I think this may well be my last omega going by the luck ive had with them..
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: STEMO on 13 August 2018, 19:20:57
Do you want the gold estate back???? its already been driven into and vandalised. it seems that whenever I fix or service one of these cars its like theres a big notice on top of the car saying please drive into me or kick the crap out of me.  I think this may well be my last omega going by the luck ive had with them..
That's probably more to do with where you live than the car you drive.  ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: TheBoy on 13 August 2018, 20:39:14
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D
I did reluctantly shove a Lamb Naga down my neck last night.

I didn't realise how hot it was until my visit to the potty this morning...
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 August 2018, 11:21:36
Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight.  :y

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death' ::) ::)

It'll be your fault if he keels over.
He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin.  ;D
I did reluctantly shove a Lamb Naga down my neck last night.

I didn't realise how hot it was until my visit to the potty this morning...

TMI. :P
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: Terbs on 14 August 2018, 13:31:00
As per my original statement...war with BT. Tosspots cut off my phone and internet five days before we were moving. After loads of calls and hassle, they said it was activated in Brackley and was too much hassle to swap back. So I accepted it, as I got next doors internet details.
So we arrive here on Friday, and no phone or internet !!!! >:( So we go to war...….and to cut a long story short, they decide I need an engineer to attend. He came this morning, tried the system, and looked quizzical. He disappeared, came back later and tried again and tested. 'All ok now....they had connected you to someone else's house' !!!!!! Our lines were swinging in the breeze, evidently.
You could not make it up !!!! TB....has your phone suddenly gone dead ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Resident of Brackley
Post by: TheBoy on 14 August 2018, 16:15:07
TB....has your phone suddenly gone dead ;D ;D ;D
I have phones lines? Here? In Brackley?

You can't consider yourself a yocal here until you accept electricity hasn't been invented, and running water is a luxury.