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Title: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 11:58:43
Saw a fella running around with a camera, but didn't realise he was from the local newspaper

(https://image.ibb.co/mnZJFH/91997_C12_D4_B1_4864_961_C_E8_E2_AC4_D95_BE.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 12:10:35
Barnsley whippet.

Looks like you've been feeding it too much. Should be far more skinny and far less hairy. :)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 12:12:00
....and what the f*uck is it wearing?

I believe they come with fur to keep out the cold.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 12:15:04
Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 12:17:12
Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)

Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 12:19:46
Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Shackeng on 15 March 2018, 12:33:33
Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 12:35:42
Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television. ::) ;) 
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 12:37:11
Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy. :)
She is a bitch.


My dog, that is.  :)

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television. ::) ;)
Black man? In Barnsley? The mines closed in the 90's, and they were the only black men round here.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 12:38:45
Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap?  ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Shackeng on 15 March 2018, 13:09:54
Lovely looking dog Steve. :y
She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap?  ;D

Tempting... but still no. :y
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 13:16:50
If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down" ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:20:47
If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down" ;D
She does look a bit peeved  ;D
She's usually more calm looking (if a bit mucky  :-[)

(https://preview.ibb.co/dvsBkH/06_B376_E2_6_DBF_4_A6_F_8_B8_C_D0_AC88_AF8_A21.jpg) (https://ibb.co/kzF8Xx)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: aaronjb on 15 March 2018, 13:21:35
I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:23:27
I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them ;D
She's not a proper dog, as you can see. If you throw a ball, she ignores it. If you try to play rough with her toys, she goes and hides.  ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 13:23:52
I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them ;D

You have a muff named diesel?

Surely not. :)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 13:26:00
Muff should read mutt. :D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:26:49
Muff should read mutt. :D
We know what's on your mind most of the time, no need to correct yourself  ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 13:29:52
Muff should read mutt. :D
We know what's on your mind most of the time, no need to correct yourself  ;D
Presumably a mutt called diesel will fail when it comes to unpleasant emissions. :-X
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:34:42
Muff should read mutt. :D
We know what's on your mind most of the time, no need to correct yourself  ;D
Presumably a mutt called diesel will fail when it comes to unpleasant emissions. :-X
Pound for pound, I reckon mine is up there with the best. Silent too, so no getting out of the way of it. It's all part of the charm, kind of like owning an Alfa in car terms.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: aaronjb on 15 March 2018, 13:35:08
Muff should read mutt. :D
We know what's on your mind most of the time, no need to correct yourself  ;D
Presumably a mutt called diesel will fail when it comes to unpleasant emissions. :-X

He certainly has unpleasant emissions! I am surprised the paint hasn't started peeling off the walls, in fact..

(https://thumb.ibb.co/coKvhn/IMG_20180226_102100.jpg) (https://ibb.co/coKvhn)

Part staffie, part ungodly tennis ball destroyer. He's a rescue, though, so someone else is responsible for the name ;)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:35:30
Rolling in fox shit gives them a certain aroma, too.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:36:11
Muff should read mutt. :D
We know what's on your mind most of the time, no need to correct yourself  ;D
Presumably a mutt called diesel will fail when it comes to unpleasant emissions. :-X

He certainly has unpleasant emissions! I am surprised the paint hasn't started peeling off the walls, in fact..

(https://thumb.ibb.co/coKvhn/IMG_20180226_102100.jpg) (https://ibb.co/coKvhn)

Part staffie, part ungodly tennis ball destroyer. He's a rescue, though, so someone else is responsible for the name ;)
Proper dog  :y
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: ronnyd on 15 March 2018, 13:37:01
When i first read the post headline i thought you,d been done for not clearing up your dog shite. :D Cute little bugger isn,t she. :-*
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:41:46
When i first read the post headline i thought you,d been done for not clearing up your dog shite. :D Cute little bugger isn,t she. :-*
Got me wrapped around her little........errrr.......paw?, Ronny. Speaking of which, it's nearly that time again....and it's still raining.  :(
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 15 March 2018, 13:49:09
I hope that wire running behind the rad pipe isn't 240v. When the heat melts it, the rad will be live.  :o ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 13:52:17
I hope that wire running behind the rad pipe isn't 240v. When the heat melts it, the rad will be live.  :o ;D
Roof or loft aerial, Albs. But she's not a chewer, and I don't allow the radiators to get hot.  ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: RossPhim on 15 March 2018, 13:59:44
She looks like a Cairn, but has the colour of a Westie, STEMO!
Good looking dog though man!
 :y
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 14:05:58
I hope that wire running behind the rad pipe isn't 240v. When the heat melts it, the rad will be live.  :o ;D
Roof or loft aerial, Albs. But she's not a chewer, and I don't allow the radiators to get hot.  ;D

Typically tight man of the North. ::)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: aaronjb on 15 March 2018, 14:51:27
(https://preview.ibb.co/gMmFCx/IMG_20180315_144816.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nOQWkH)

He looks cute asleep but dear god.. I nearly passed out from the smell, just now.

Nowhere near as cute as STEMOs, though - my OH would have infinitely preferred something small and fluffy like that!
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 15:06:45
(https://preview.ibb.co/gMmFCx/IMG_20180315_144816.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nOQWkH)

He looks cute asleep but dear god.. I nearly passed out from the smell, just now.

Nowhere near as cute as STEMOs, though - my OH would have infinitely preferred something small and fluffy like that!
She would not have been my choice of dog, but I got no say in the matter.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 15:09:05
She looks like a Cairn, but has the colour of a Westie, STEMO!
Good looking dog though man!
 :y
Yeah, West Highland Whites were bred from Cairns. The way they look is all about how you have them groomed. Some people prefer the 'Chrysanthemum' cut, but I prefer the Cairn look.
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 March 2018, 15:58:37
You wouldn't swap her for a Tibetan terrorist would you?

Nothing in that picture with the toys would be intact except the dog... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 March 2018, 16:06:12
You wouldn't swap her for a Tibetan terrorist would you?

Nothing in that picture with the toys would be intact except the dog... ;D ;D ;D

I think Steve's mutt is more of a lover than a fighter. ;)
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 16:18:49
She's watching the sheepdog auctions on BBC1 and wondering wtf is going on. ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: TheBoy on 15 March 2018, 19:06:35
Don't they say that an owner looks like their dog?

So STEMO is small, fluffy, and cute (in the poofy jacket) ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: STEMO on 15 March 2018, 19:08:00
Don't they say that an owner looks like their dog?

So STEMO is small, fluffy, and cute (in the poofy jacket) ;D
Errrrrrrrrrrr............no.  ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: BazaJT on 15 March 2018, 19:46:48
Nice looking dog :y Like yours mine totally ignores toys of any kind,chuck something on the floor for her to play with/fetch and she might if in the mood deign to leave the sofa for a sniff at it but that's your lot,then she's back on the sofa and snoring in no time ;D
Title: Re: My dog made the local rag
Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2018, 22:06:40
I'm sure the pictures are very good likenesses Steve and you haven't got a grey hair on your head! Are you going to post a picture or two of your dog as well? ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D