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Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« on: 26 April 2020, 10:29:52 »

Apparently there are are rumours that Rock Man, Kim Jong-un, is dead.

He had heart surgery recently and also has not been seen in public, along with being absent from an event to mark the anniversary of the birth of his grandfather – and the country’s founder – Kim Il-sung, on 15 April.

Even Chinese medical experts have visit North Korea with some reports suggesting they found Kim dead.

Is this a game, or is this real?

Fake news as Donald would say! ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #1 on: 26 April 2020, 10:39:11 »

I put him on the "Things you don't see today" thread  ;D

he's probably injected too much Domestos
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #2 on: 26 April 2020, 11:00:08 »

Or not enough ;)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #3 on: 26 April 2020, 11:02:58 »

I don't know. Neither does anyone outside of NK. Or China.....maybe.
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #4 on: 26 April 2020, 11:37:08 »

The news reports say his personal train has been spotted at a resort.... so he's either dead or gone for a paddle in the sea.
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #5 on: 26 April 2020, 13:49:51 »

If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #7 on: 26 April 2020, 13:59:05 »

If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D

 Opti mode On.... Is she fit ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #8 on: 26 April 2020, 15:23:55 »

If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
Has anyone seen her in the same room as Stemo?  ::)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #9 on: 26 April 2020, 16:09:41 »

If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
Has anyone seen her in the same room as Stemo?  ::)
She wouldn't be any good in my Ministry of Truth  ::)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #10 on: 26 April 2020, 16:25:44 »

 Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #11 on: 26 April 2020, 16:39:14 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #12 on: 26 April 2020, 17:07:18 »

Better looking that her brother, but I wouldn't trust her...
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #13 on: 26 April 2020, 17:49:44 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #14 on: 26 April 2020, 17:58:37 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
it's a quote from the movie full metal jacket  ;)
i'm on my 3rd marriage (so far) so it's cost me a bloody fortune  ;D :D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #15 on: 26 April 2020, 17:59:11 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #16 on: 26 April 2020, 18:01:45 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D

I was in my early 20s and curious about how long you ACTUALLY got for your 50 euros*

*the going rate as made clear over most of the internet  :y
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #17 on: 26 April 2020, 18:11:42 »

$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D

I was in my early 20s and curious about how long you ACTUALLY got for your 50 euros*

*the going rate as made clear over most of the internet  :y
I'd have spent 50 Euros finding out for myself. If you're gonna do research, hands on is the way to go.
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #18 on: 26 April 2020, 18:28:54 »

how old is James  :-\
they didn't have Euros when I was 20  ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #19 on: 26 April 2020, 18:30:16 »

Six minutes seems about right. Apparently.

What goes on holiday, stays on holiday and all that  :-X
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #20 on: 26 April 2020, 18:31:13 »

how old is James  :-\
they didn't have Euros when I was 20  ;D

 Does he mean guilders? Even then 50 was like a lot of money .
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #21 on: 26 April 2020, 18:33:04 »

James is only a baby compared to most of the old fogies on here. Mid thirties I would say.
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #22 on: 26 April 2020, 18:36:47 »

January 1, 1999 Euro's came in
so he's 41 or younger
too young to be corrupted by the OOF collective  :o
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #23 on: 26 April 2020, 18:41:32 »

6 minutes for 50 Euros, is 500 Euros per hour. 4000 for an 8 hour working day. Wish Id been born a pretty girl !
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #24 on: 26 April 2020, 18:46:48 »

I’m 35 :y
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #25 on: 26 April 2020, 18:48:53 »

6 minutes for 50 Euros, is 500 Euros per hour. 4000 for an 8 hour working day. Wish Id been born a pretty girl !
you wouldn't be making much money during lock-down or social distancing  ::)
stick with your day job  :y

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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #26 on: 26 April 2020, 18:50:25 »

I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #27 on: 26 April 2020, 19:00:05 »

I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)


 I can post some er, Good ones :D, It's surprising what you can find, when sat sitting waiting... :o
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #28 on: 26 April 2020, 19:51:22 »

I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)


 I can post some er, Good ones :D, It's surprising what you can find, when sat sitting waiting... :o
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #29 on: 26 April 2020, 20:00:15 »

Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #30 on: 26 April 2020, 20:01:08 »

I might get my money's worth in Amsterdam....   ...if pissed enough, how can I put it, errr, the gun is cocked but won't fire ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #31 on: 26 April 2020, 20:18:14 »

Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?

No poll needed.  Of course he would!   :y

It could be a dangerous liaison though, but I doubt that would put our Lord off!  :)

As to Kim Jong Un, I expect he's just self isolating, with his missus and harem.  :y
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #32 on: 26 April 2020, 20:22:54 »

I might get my money's worth in Amsterdam....   ...if pissed enough, how can I put it, errr, the gun is cocked but won't fire ;D
you're not allowed to shoot em  :o
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« Reply #33 on: 26 April 2020, 20:24:22 »

Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?

No poll needed.  Of course he would!   :y

It could be a dangerous liaison though, but I doubt that would put our Lord off!  :)

As to Kim Jong Un, I expect he's just self isolating, with his missus and harem.  :y
You could well be right. Not much information on cases in NK, surprisingly.
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #34 on: 26 April 2020, 21:51:00 »

She’ll be far worse than him :o
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #35 on: 27 April 2020, 09:41:35 »

She’ll be far worse than him :o

Oh yes, remember Imelda Marcos and her shoes! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #36 on: 02 May 2020, 11:39:44 »

Surprise, surprise!!

Rocket Man has reappeared today!

What a strange culture N. Korea is. ;D ;D ;D ;)

I bet our leaders wish they could disappear as easily as that from our media!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #37 on: 02 May 2020, 13:06:06 »

Surprise, surprise!!

Rocket Man has reappeared today!

What a strange culture N. Korea is. ;D ;D ;D ;)

I bet our leaders wish they could disappear as easily as that from our media!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D

Boris tried!   ;D
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #38 on: 03 May 2020, 16:35:41 »

He is back.................and now his troops and those of the South are exchanging fire in the demilitarised zone!!

The World is getting no safer :-X

I wonder what Trump will now do about Rocket Man now the Covid19 crises ‘is over’(!!!!????) in the States and “business can restart” ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
« Reply #39 on: 12 May 2020, 11:31:08 »

I think he's not. Maybe he faked his own death  ;D ;D ;D
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