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[Terbs]

Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
 

Either that or he's driving the Gatwick Express! 

[05omegav6]

Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Close but no cigar

[05omegav6]

Thanks all

Customer Care Assistant at Gatwick, so basically making sure that the elderly or otherwise infirm don't get lost between the road and their flights...

Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
 

The only place I could possibly be a pilot is at Ryanair and their terms and conditions are horrendous, so that's that out

[Gaffers]

Next time I fly I shall be sure to pop over and annoy you say hi

[05omegav6]

Next time I fly I shall be sure to pop over and annoy you say hi

[TheBoy]

I'll make sure I go arse over tit next time I'm there, just to annoy you

[05omegav6]

I'll make sure I go arse over tit next time I'm there, just to annoy you

You're entitled to assistance even if it's just because you're feeling grumpy a bit stressed from the M25

[TheBoy]

Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport

[05omegav6]

Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport

Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then

[TheBoy]

Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport

Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then

I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.

[05omegav6]

Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport

Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then

I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.

At least you know where the problem is then

[pscocoa]

Best of luck - I may still be a client as an old fart.

[TheBoy]

Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport

Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then

I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.

At least you know where the problem is then

You have met the person who planned it, blondie.  In her defence, we are running out of airports, after decided that Birmingham was just simply useless, Luton was mismanaged and Gatwick & Mancs are just too bloody far

[05omegav6]

Why you would ever voluntarily fly from Mancchester is beyond me... and don't dismiss East Mids 

As for Gatwick being too far, there's always Cardiff, Brissol and Norwich if you fancy a driving holiday