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swinging meet
« on: 08 April 2014, 20:45:00 »

Seems popular, anyone up for it  ;D ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #1 on: 08 April 2014, 20:52:22 »

When and where??,as I'm out dogging most nights :P ::)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #2 on: 08 April 2014, 21:00:41 »

When and where??,as I'm out dogging most nights :P ::)
wondered where the wife went at weekends.  ::)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #3 on: 08 April 2014, 21:08:25 »

im in :y

 kettering sounds good ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 09 April 2014, 10:49:19 »

 :o :o
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #5 on: 09 April 2014, 12:46:57 »

I've got a bowl for the car keys, if you like?

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2014, 15:27:21 »

I've got a bowl for the car keys, if you like?

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #8 on: 11 April 2014, 00:10:39 »

Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 11 April 2014, 00:13:42 »

Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)

For what, that big bell end of yours? ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #10 on: 11 April 2014, 00:45:15 »

Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)

For what, that big bell end of yours? ;D
Its that knowall stalking idiot again ::)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #11 on: 11 April 2014, 11:09:43 »

Mmm swinging in Kettering...that's a day out at wicksteed park then. ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #12 on: 11 April 2014, 11:21:24 »

You wait till that part time Yorkshire scouser,finds this thread,it will desend into a sexual banter,between his hareem of followers. :)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #13 on: 11 April 2014, 13:07:54 »

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)

Talking from experience there I take it? ::) ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #14 on: 11 April 2014, 13:36:26 »

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)

Talking from experience there I take it? ::) ;D

Experience of Kettering? Certainly not! :o
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #15 on: 11 April 2014, 15:20:14 »

Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #16 on: 11 April 2014, 16:41:16 »

Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)
Far enough...   ...further than Reading is to Reading
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« Reply #17 on: 11 April 2014, 16:44:15 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #18 on: 11 April 2014, 17:59:00 »

Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)

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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #19 on: 12 April 2014, 10:39:25 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #20 on: 26 April 2014, 22:54:50 »

apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet
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« Reply #21 on: 27 April 2014, 09:04:07 »

apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet


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« Reply #22 on: 27 April 2014, 11:06:29 »

I refer to the right honourable member Millwall,who in a previous statement outlined in his manifesto....''that no muff is too tuff''! and would therefore say to him...that this one is all yours and so require that you slap her bum and ride the ripples...yee hah!! :y
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #23 on: 27 April 2014, 13:40:02 »

Nitro you have hit the nail on the head....so millwall?? ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 27 April 2014, 14:12:27 »

Apparently the member for S.East London was unavailable for comment at this time after sustaining a serious groin injury whilst carrying out his ministerial duties on behalf of the NMTT party ::) :-X.
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #25 on: 27 April 2014, 16:51:50 »

apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet


she has been trying to get the member for Reading to look at her rear suspension,but thought it might be the tyres. But didn't want to start a tyre tread. ;D  :D
she thinks the spare is a bit lose in back....
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #26 on: 27 April 2014, 19:31:17 »

in my drfence i turned her down after she confessed to a threesome with the alarming man and  nitro  as she complained the self levelling suspension didnt seem to work when all 3 were in the back of the estate ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 27 April 2014, 20:05:00 »

Christ...it would have needed all three of us anyway.....two of us to hold the rope while you were discussing your parties policies with one of your constituents :P :-X
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #28 on: 27 April 2014, 20:30:10 »

Christ...it would have needed all three of us anyway.....two of us to hold the rope while you were discussing your parties policies with one of your constituents :P :-X

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #29 on: 28 April 2014, 11:24:35 »

Will the new member be attending Tarbets meet,as a suspension test could be conducted. ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #30 on: 28 April 2014, 11:38:36 »

Will the new member be attending Tarbets meet,as a suspension test could be conducted. ;D

yes and shes bringing a friend ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 28 April 2014, 14:57:40 »

Is that her friend wrapped around her waist.?Christ, Mark can you bring a couple of miners lamps and a canary on Monday as I would think that the NMTT search and rescue equipment will be needed for deffo on this one :o :P
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #32 on: 28 April 2014, 16:07:44 »

deffo need mines rescue for that.  :o
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #33 on: 28 April 2014, 19:16:59 »

I don't feel very well. :(
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« Reply #34 on: 28 April 2014, 19:38:53 »

Do not fret, and fear not,because the right honourable member for S,East London will be in attendance on the day to demonstrate his deep :o commitment to his parties manifesto :P :-X  Vote for the NMTT party  :P
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« Reply #36 on: 29 April 2014, 19:15:30 »

Bloody hell,don't let Milly see that,he'll be wanting to make it squeal....oink oink!!
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #37 on: 30 April 2014, 10:35:39 »

Bloody hell,don't let Milly see that,he'll be wanting to make it squeal....oink oink!!

ive had worse ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 30 April 2014, 15:38:30 »

I've mainly had dogs...but a change is as good as a rest  :-\  ::)
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« Reply #39 on: 30 April 2014, 17:21:13 »

Wrong 'uns, all o' ya.
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« Reply #40 on: 30 April 2014, 17:48:34 »

Wrong 'uns, all o' ya.

bet youve had worse ;D
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Re: swinging meet
« Reply #41 on: 30 April 2014, 17:49:24 »

I think I shall wear my cast iron pants to the Wycombe meet !!!! Bit worried about some of you ;D ;D
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« Reply #42 on: 05 May 2014, 06:38:03 »

Will there be a video of this meet on the funniest only section  :D
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