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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1140 on: 15 November 2023, 00:10:19 »

Old but priceless   ;D
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1141 on: 02 December 2023, 18:21:32 »

No salting the roads or gritters this year

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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1142 on: 24 December 2023, 10:41:21 »

During the Covid 19 lock-down ,If you had family round at Christmas , Police could force entry and make them go home .

Does anybody know if this service is still available , and if you have to book in advance ?   :-\
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« Reply #1143 on: 28 December 2023, 23:52:08 »

Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa
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« Reply #1144 on: 03 January 2024, 23:59:41 »

Dry January is dragging on a bit
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« Reply #1145 on: 06 January 2024, 11:54:22 »

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« Reply #1146 on: 05 March 2024, 19:29:00 »

It’s now been six months since I joined the gym and still I see no improvements. I’ll have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.
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« Reply #1147 on: 10 March 2024, 17:53:07 »

I joined a nudist colony a few weeks ago… first few days were the hardest.

The owner of Dulux has been found dead from hypothermia… police said he needed another coat.
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1148 on: 15 March 2024, 13:24:56 »

A blonde goes to the Doctors.

Doctor, why do I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?

The amused Doctor replied, Those aren't postage stamps, they're the stickers you'll see on bananas!
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