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[Andy B]

.... Rising damp? 

Still brilliant now 

[Vamps]

The Good Life.......

Felicity Kendal has no idea the effect her bottom had in my Teenage years........

[MR MISTER]

I'm waiting for Citizen Khan to come on........

OK......so the paint brush beard just made me laugh.

[Andy B]

The Good Life.......

Felicity Kendal has no idea the effect her bottom had in my Teenage years........

 

[pscocoa]

...... when Core - bloody - nation St is NOT on? It seems that it's on for hours every friggin night! 

I'm beginning to loathe the sound of the intro music 

Well stop watching it then. 

I don't, but there's only a door between me in the dining room & her in the front room with that programme on .............. so I can still hear the blasted thing!

I ban her indoors to the bedroom to watch it. Must be a rivetting programme cause, when I go up for a pee, she'd always asleep.

Am I surprised she pretends to be asleep when you start clomping up the stairs.

[Vamps]

I'm waiting for Citizen Khan to come on........

OK......so the paint brush beard just made me laugh.

 

[chrisgixer]

...... when Core - bloody - nation St is NOT on? It seems that it's on for hours every friggin night! 

I'm beginning to loathe the sound of the intro music 

Corwhat? Is that the cheesy soap with Benny the hat? ..is it?

Anyway, I haven't seen site or sound of that shite for 40years. Since certain retarded family members used to come round and baby sit.

[cleggy]

Coronation Street used to be full of excellent one liners from Blanche and Mary even Steve McDonald used to be hilarious but it's gone crap now so we keep the TV off after the 6 o'clock news usually until at after dinner. l do like a sneak look at Crumpet Hollyoaks 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hate the soaps.

Piss poor acting made even worse  by a piss poor script.

Why do people watch this inane dross?


.....and as for Crossroads. Words fail me.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The Good Life.......

Felicity Kendal has no idea the effect her bottom had in my Teenage years........

 

Perhaps I was a bit odd, but back in the day I actually fancied the tit's off Margo, the haughty tall piece who lived next door.

How sad is that for a teenage boy.

[Sir Tigger KC]

As you're rather aristocratic yourself Your Grace, I can see that she was right up your country estate!! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As you're rather aristocratic yourself Your Grace, I can see that she was right up your country estate!!

To 'The manor born' even.

I find there is something quite sexy about 'posh totty'

[TheBoy]

I can't see why anyone would watch any^* soap, they are universally depressingly shite, predictable and realistic as me becoming PM. Tedium beyond tedium.


^* Not that I watch it, but will grant an exception for the likes of Hollyoaks and others with wall to wall tottie.


I'm with Vamps on Miss Kendal's arse. Even when I see her on the telly now, as a past-her-sell-by-date older woman, I still have that wry smile on my face. Ah, the memories

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I can't see why anyone would watch any^* soap, they are universally depressingly shite, predictable and realistic as me becoming PM. Tedium beyond tedium.


^* Not that I watch it, but will grant an exception for the likes of Hollyoaks and others with wall to wall tottie.


I'm with Vamps on Miss Kendal's arse. Even when I see her on the telly now, as a past-her-sell-by-date older woman, I still have that wry smile on my face. Ah, the memories

I'm sure she'll love that description.