The advisors were clearly out of their depth when it came to running a country, not just campaigning. They are like rats on a sinking ship, so are scuttling away to the usual position of such ex-advisors: academia.
Symonds is counting on the baby to keep Boris close, but she's too blind to realise that's never happened before.
The senior Tories were carefully chosen for their uselessness and that each one of them has at least one flaw that not even Boris can top. That will mean that the party will enjoy their favourite game of lets have a new leader even more than normal.
Due to our outdated method of acquiring a head of government, parliament will flounder around for months.
Boris lacks the self-awareness to do what a real classicist would do after making such a monumental opps up: retire to a locked study, finish the bottle of scotch and give himself a .455 calibre brain haemorrhage. He's likely to revert to his natural habitat; making a tit of himself on popular TV.
That's Trump's real skill too, so if he manages to stay out of prison I predict they'll team up to get on all the shows. You know, the ones like Essex Brother comes in the only celebrity Dancing Chef on ice. A minority ethnic would help this, and a fratricide like Kim Jong-un would make a novelty member.