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[Sir Tigger KC]

I've had a big splodge of black bird shit on my osf wing for about a month.    I washed it off today and the lacquer came off with it.    It's my fault I know for being a lazy arse.   

Given there's no colour matching to do, is it easy enough to repair with a rattle can?   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've had a big splodge of black bird shit on my osf wing for about a month.    I washed it off today and the lacquer came off with it.    It's my fault I know for being a lazy arse.   

Given there's no colour matching to do, is it easy enough to repair with a rattle can?   

Black women are usually very well presented.

You need to choose your girlfriends more carefully.

[Sir Tigger KC]

 

I don't know what colour this particular bird was M'lud, but judging by the colour of it's poop it had been drinking copious amounts of Guinness! 

There have been recent reports of pissed seagulls in the West Country, which could be awful as the delinquent bastards are bad enough normally!    Imagine a pissed up seagull out looking for a fight!   

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44736447

[Varche]

Hmm. During my rcent visit to Yorkshire. I observed a lot of cars plastered with gull shite. One day mine got it too.  My dad had black crap on his knees one day. Supposedly lucky. Who makes that up and whathad the bird ate! Maybe it was black pudding washed downby Guinness  .