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STEMO

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F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« on: 27 February 2018, 21:23:47 »
Wifey was late home tonight after a governors meeting. I was tired but started our tea at about 8:15. Made the dinner and finished of by making two cups of tea. Sat down and ate..and talked...and ate a bit more..then........what's that smell?

At this point I could do an Opti and ask you all to guess. But you'd only say I'd shit meself again, so I won't.

I'd made the tea and put the electric kettle firmly on to the hob, on the ring I'd just turned off. The bottom of the kettle had turned into a black, plasticky goo and, when I lifted it up, it left strings of plastic like pizza cheese.

What a pillock. ;D
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #1 on: 27 February 2018, 22:33:08 »
I bet you were steaming!  :P
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #2 on: 27 February 2018, 22:39:19 »
It,s an age thing. ::)
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2018, 08:45:15 »
I think it's time to check yourself into assisted living, you're clearly a danger to yourself and others at this point... :P
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2018, 08:50:00 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 28 February 2018, 08:45:15
I think it's time to check yourself into Dignitas, you're clearly a danger to yourself and others at this point... :P

Bit strong.  :o................probably right though. :y
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2018, 08:54:23 »
He knows I'm only teasing.


.. Or am I.
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #6 on: 28 February 2018, 09:20:20 »
I don't know which is worse; doing what you did, or admitting to it :D
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #7 on: 28 February 2018, 09:38:17 »
Need to get yourself an induction hob. Ideal for the infirm. :y

Dignitas isn't a bad idea either, mind. ;)
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #8 on: 28 February 2018, 09:40:58 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 28 February 2018, 08:45:15
I think it's time to check yourself into assisted living, you're clearly a danger to yourself and others at this point... :P

Spot on. If it was an isolated incident then no problem. I am wondering if there is actually a wifey and if he has actually been taking his meds.
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STEMO

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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #9 on: 28 February 2018, 11:03:21 »
I waited till it set and it came off in a nice frisbee shape. Really good at repelling stuff these ceramic hobs.  :y
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #10 on: 28 February 2018, 11:08:05 »
And I'm not ready for the old people's home just yet, could happen to anybody.  :P
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #11 on: 28 February 2018, 11:16:25 »
Quote from: STEMO on 28 February 2018, 11:08:05
And I'm not ready for the old people's home just yet, could happen to anybody.  :P

Welcome to my world STEMO!  The clock is ticking down, but I'm first to that nice cosy chair in the lounge, that's if it still exists when we finally get there!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #12 on: 28 February 2018, 11:28:18 »
Cosy chair? That'll be an extra £500 a week, please! ::)
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #13 on: 28 February 2018, 11:30:03 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 February 2018, 11:28:18
Cosy chair? That'll be an extra £500 a week, please! ::)

Fixed..
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Re: F**k f**k and triple f**k!
« Reply #14 on: 28 February 2018, 11:38:24 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 28 February 2018, 11:30:03
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 February 2018, 11:28:18
Cosy chair? That'll be an extra £500 a week, please! ::)

Fixed..

Yep, that is the way it is all going unless you have a spare £1 million in the bank when we are 75 ::) ::) :P
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