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I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« on: 09 April 2018, 19:19:15 »

Could this be him after one beer too many?... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9yXL8mbiE
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #1 on: 09 April 2018, 19:25:32 »

Hmmm, looks like it handles like mine as well ;D

However, even my neighbour's 17yr old has more talent than that dickhead.
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #2 on: 09 April 2018, 21:35:39 »

If that had been a BP fuel station, it would defiantly have been him.  ;D
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #3 on: 09 April 2018, 22:19:41 »

Even I need to be on black ice to be that much of a ****head. ::)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2018, 07:44:58 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2018, 09:33:04 »

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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2018, 10:25:32 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

Yes.....it's an XFR-S........driven by a knob.
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2018, 18:44:50 »

Yes and doesn't it show :D Can't do much better than to show yourself as a total prat in front of a good crowd ;D ;D
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #8 on: 10 April 2018, 19:07:49 »

Nothing like the satisfaction of ripping the back axle off a car at a stupidly low speed to make you feel like a complete idiot... ::)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #9 on: 10 April 2018, 20:18:42 »

They soon learn dont they, its not quiet the same as driving a 1.2 FWD Corsa.
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #10 on: 10 April 2018, 20:49:16 »

If that had been a BP fuel station, it would defiantly have been him.  ;D
Sadly, Tata in their wisdom, makes it too much effort to disable TC completely. Believe it or not, you have to hold the switch for 10 whole bloody seconds :o.  The moment has normally passed by then.


So that moron had previously disabled it to make him look a hero, but his talent was elsewhere.  100m sperm in an ejaculation, and he was the fastest?
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #11 on: 10 April 2018, 20:56:00 »

100m sperm in an ejaculation, and he was the fastest?

Obviously Daddy wasn't driving a Jaaaaaaag during the process.  ;)
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« Reply #12 on: 10 April 2018, 21:51:22 »

So that moron had previously disabled it to make him look a hero, but his talent was elsewhere.  100m sperm in an ejaculation, and he was the fastest?

The sperm probably hadn't disabled TC. ::)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #13 on: 10 April 2018, 23:21:58 »

He was probably the left overs from a hand job. ::)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #14 on: 11 April 2018, 08:56:47 »

I like the hand out of the window as if to say "Look how awesome I am!" or "This stupid car is crap!", or maybe "God willed it!"...
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #15 on: 11 April 2018, 09:08:28 »

I like the hand out of the window as if to say "Look how awesome I am!" or "This stupid car is crap!", or maybe "God willed it!"...

"God would have lifted off a little earlier back there!"
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #16 on: 11 April 2018, 09:17:20 »

 ;D ;D

"Do I steer into the skid or with the .. oh, lamppost"
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #17 on: 11 April 2018, 09:57:34 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

The fuel is expensive in at ASDA in Sarf Lincolnshire.  ::)  ;)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #18 on: 11 April 2018, 10:09:36 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

The fuel is expensive in at ASDA in Sarf Lincolnshire.  ::)  ;)
Cheaper to travel home in a tow truck. :y
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #19 on: 11 April 2018, 10:30:24 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

The fuel is expensive in at ASDA in Sarf Lincolnshire.  ::)  ;)

Not me.The bloke was a proper mong........and my car is red. :)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #20 on: 11 April 2018, 18:03:37 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

The fuel is expensive in at ASDA in Sarf Lincolnshire.  ::)  ;)

Not me.The bloke was a proper mong........and my car is red. :)
So that's why you got rid of the black one - your trashed it ;D
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #21 on: 11 April 2018, 19:36:04 »

As it's a XF and not a XJ are we sure it's not Opti pointing the finger elsewhere to hide his shame :-\ :P

The fuel is expensive in at ASDA in Sarf Lincolnshire.  ::)  ;)

Not me.The bloke was a proper mong........and my car is red. :)
So that's why you got rid of the black one - your trashed it ;D

I did own a black XFR but the car in the video is an XFR-S........so 'nuffin to do wiv me guv, honest' :)
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Re: I believe TB owns a black pussy.
« Reply #22 on: 11 April 2018, 20:52:33 »

Ah methinks Opti doth protest too much ;D
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