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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #15 on: 11 April 2018, 20:41:55 »

When the time comes, I am not convinced that it will actually leave the ground...

The all up weight is about twice what it should be :o
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #16 on: 11 April 2018, 21:17:19 »

According to the best of theories a bee cannot fly, for the same reason. However, nobody told the bee that, so it just got on and flew!  :)

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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #17 on: 12 April 2018, 20:14:21 »

DPD also win a prize, sending me an email they had delivered the camera for this quad to a neighbour at number X

Well, I was in all day, and no card, and I was listening out for a courier van, and as sure as I have a hole up my backside, no courier came down this road all day. But I checked with number X in my road when he got home from work on the offchance, but no, nothing delivered.

Fortunately, because all couriers are thick as 2 short planks, I guessed they sent it to a road (with a different name) about 1/4 mile away, so I walked round and knocked on number, and sure enough, the confused lady had a parcel for me, plus a card from number X in her road, who was equally confused.

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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #18 on: 12 April 2018, 21:20:37 »

I waited in for a package from DHL, in the living room all the time, and found a card on the doormat saying that nobody was in. He must have crept up the drive, knocked with a feather duster, popped the card in - and legged it rapidly!

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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #19 on: 12 April 2018, 21:33:57 »

I've never smoked.  It's probably the only thing in life I've got right!  ;D
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #20 on: 12 April 2018, 22:21:22 »

If it's any consolation, Ikea managed to deliver everything today... Only two minor hiccups. One mirrored wardrobe door had been folded :o and another dropped on one edge rendering it scrap...

A quick phonecall and the replacements will be here on Sunday  8)
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #21 on: 12 April 2018, 22:26:53 »

I've never smoked.  It's probably the only thing in life I've got right!  ;D

Ooops wrong thread!  ::)  Not sure what happened there....  :-\

Do I get a prize?  ???  ;D
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #22 on: 12 April 2018, 22:31:53 »

Yes - a booby prize!  :y ;D

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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #23 on: 12 April 2018, 23:07:30 »

Yes - a booby prize!  :y ;D

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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #26 on: 13 April 2018, 00:13:23 »

I've never smoked.  It's probably the only thing in life I've got right!  ;D

Ooops wrong thread!  ::)  Not sure what happened there....  :-\

Do I get a prize?  ???  ;D

Well, you weren't joking when you said it was the only thing you got right, clearly. ;)
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #27 on: 13 April 2018, 00:43:29 »

I've never smoked.  It's probably the only thing in life I've got right!  ;D

Ooops wrong thread!  ::)  Not sure what happened there....  :-\

Do I get a prize?  ???  ;D

Well, you weren't joking when you said it was the only thing you got right, clearly. ;)

 :-[  ::)  ;D
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #28 on: 13 April 2018, 18:22:35 »

If it's any consolation, Ikea managed to deliver everything today... Only two minor hiccups. One mirrored wardrobe door had been folded :o and another dropped on one edge rendering it scrap...

A quick phonecall and the replacements will be here on Sunday  8)
You should get a prize for buying Ikea shite!
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Re: Well, do I win a prize?
« Reply #29 on: 13 April 2018, 19:03:09 »

By the sounds of things I'm one of the lucky ones who've never actually been to an IKEA emporium,and I've no-one to pester me into doing so 8)
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