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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #15 on: 11 April 2018, 13:43:00 »

We've had it in Barnsley. They'll do Leeds to the north and Sheffield to the south, so we get fried, just more slowly. They'll be on gas mark 8 and we'll slow roast on about 4.  ;D



I've no work on this afternoon, I think I might watch Threads again  :y ;D ;D
Good idea. Cheer you up no end.  ;D


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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #16 on: 11 April 2018, 13:55:14 »

I think I'll start digging a hole in my garden.  ???

It might be my grave, it might be my bomb shelter. It depends how much time I have.  :P  ;D

Alternatively I might emigrate to the far south of New Zealand.  :y



Stay were you are Tiggs, your safe  :)
There is nothing worth bombing in Dorset anyway :P ;D ;D

Don't you believe it.  We've got oil!  :P  :y

And cows.  Lots of cows!  ;D
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #17 on: 11 April 2018, 14:42:42 »

I think I'll start digging a hole in my garden.  ???

It might be my grave, it might be my bomb shelter. It depends how much time I have.  :P  ;D

Alternatively I might emigrate to the far south of New Zealand.  :y



Stay were you are Tiggs, your safe  :)
There is nothing worth bombing in Dorset anyway :P ;D ;D

Don't you believe it.  We've got oil!  :P  :y

And cows.  Lots of cows!  ;D
You've got gas too, then.  ;D
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #18 on: 11 April 2018, 15:12:03 »

If the Russian's nuke Barnsley 95% of the world's most beautiful women will be killed in one go. ::) ::) :)
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #19 on: 11 April 2018, 20:40:36 »

Apparently the Russians have said that not only would they shoot down any incoming missiles they would also target the launch platforms.The Americans I think could just about let slide their missiles being shot down,but there is no way they'd sit still for their ships/submarines/aircraft etc being targeted.
It was said many years ago that should there ever be a WWIII it would kick off in the middle east and that could well be the truth.
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« Reply #20 on: 11 April 2018, 21:16:59 »

If the Russian's nuke Barnsley 95% of the world's most beautiful women will be killed in one go. ::) ::) :)

Actually I think that the women of Barnsley are so tough that they'd survive anything Uncle Vlad chucked at them!  ::)

In the nuclear wasteland that was Barnsley, the only thing moving was women (in LBD's and heels!) and cockroches.  Imagine the resulting offspring!  :o  ;D
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #21 on: 12 April 2018, 11:55:57 »

Have you been stockpiling? Have you even got a bunker!?

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/russia-prepares-for-nuclear-war-with-us/ar-AAvMByY?ocid=spartanntp
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« Reply #22 on: 12 April 2018, 12:01:12 »

Have you been stockpiling? Have you even got a bunker!?

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/russia-prepares-for-nuclear-war-with-us/ar-AAvMByY?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #23 on: 12 April 2018, 12:09:49 »

And a bag that used to have sweets in it  :P
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #24 on: 12 April 2018, 12:12:26 »

I think we are both heading for a new cold war and that the middle east is going to be a mess for decades to come. I'm not sure anything the west does or doesn't do is going to change that.

Last time Asshat used chemical weapons against his own people, Cameron faffed about trying to sell it to parliament and Obama blinked first. I do think the west needs to re-assert the red line on chemical weapons: use them and expect to have the capability to do so removed.

It will upset relations with Russia but, hell, they were going South rapidly anyway. ::)

I don't have a bunker - I wouldn't want to miss the best firework display ever. 8)
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #25 on: 12 April 2018, 13:02:43 »

If the Russian's nuke Barnsley 95% of the world's most beautiful women will be killed in one go. ::) ::) :)

Actually I think that the women of Barnsley are so tough that they'd survive anything Uncle Vlad chucked at them!  ::)

In the nuclear wasteland that was Barnsley, the only thing moving was women (in LBD's and heels!) and cockroches.  Imagine the resulting offspring!  :o  ;D



This has been par the course in Barnsley for years  ;D ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 12 April 2018, 13:05:03 »

Have you been stockpiling? Have you even got a bunker!?

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/russia-prepares-for-nuclear-war-with-us/ar-AAvMByY?ocid=spartanntp



Standard FSB tactics to mould the Russian publics view on all this and make out that its the evil west who is the bad guy
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #27 on: 12 April 2018, 14:35:52 »

If the Russian's nuke Barnsley 95% of the world's most beautiful women will be killed in one go. ::) ::) :)

Actually I think that the women of Barnsley are so tough that they'd survive anything Uncle Vlad chucked at them!  ::)

In the nuclear wasteland that was Barnsley, the only thing moving was women (in LBD's and heels!) and cockroches.  Imagine the resulting offspring!  :o  ;D



This has been par the course in Barnsley for years  ;D ;D
It just doesn't work when you can't spell cockroaches. Makes you appear even thicker than people from, say, Barnsley. ::)
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #28 on: 12 April 2018, 18:12:54 »

If the Russian's nuke Barnsley 95% of the world's most beautiful women will be killed in one go. ::) ::) :)

Actually I think that the women of Barnsley are so tough that they'd survive anything Uncle Vlad chucked at them!  ::)

In the nuclear wasteland that was Barnsley, the only thing moving was women (in LBD's and heels!) and cockroches.  Imagine the resulting offspring!  :o  ;D



This has been par the course in Barnsley for years  ;D ;D
It just doesn't work when you can't spell cockroaches. Makes you appear even thicker than people from, say, Barnsley. ::)

Fick? Me?  ???  I fink you now wot I ment.  :P  ;D
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Re: Syria Chemical weapons retaliation
« Reply #29 on: 12 April 2018, 20:35:12 »

Trump has the attention span of a toddler.

First he wants to lick Putin's arse........then he wants to nuke him......now it looks like they will be 'bezzie mates' again very soon.

.......unless he decides to bomb Syria.




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