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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

At first I thought it was April 1st....but no.


Phillip Schofield and the blonde piece (her name will come to me) hosted an interview with three members the flat Earth society who insist we have all been duped, and the Earth really is as flat as a witch's tit.

It gets worse. According to a poll 6% of the population agree with them.

Assuming a population of 60 million this means 3.6 million souls think they could fall off the edge of the world at any given time.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

[STEMO]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

And we might be interested in it, if someone hadn't already posted this earlier in the week. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd post the video if I CBA.

And we might be interested in it, if someone hadn't already posted this earlier in the week. 

Shouldn't you be walking the whippet or tending to your racing pigeons?

I imagine most of the 6% come from Barnsley.....or similar.

[TheBoy]

Joe Public have become really thick, and if its written on arsebook/wankypedia then its gospel true.

And its getting worse, with no hope for reprive, as all the media outlets are dumbing down to them...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I love a good conspiracy theory! 

Jeremy Whine had a Flat Earther on the other day who when asked why all the water from the oceans didn't pour off the edge of the world, replied that there is a massive ice wall that runs around the rim and keeps the water in. 

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 

[Andy B]

Hasn't this story already gone global ......   

[Andy B]

At first I thought it was April 1st....but no.


Phillip Schofield and the blonde piece (her name will come to me) hosted an interview with three members the flat Earth society who insist we have all been duped, and the Earth really is as flat as a witch's tit.

It gets worse. According to a poll 6% of the population agree with them.

Assuming a population of 60 million this means 3.6 million souls think they could fall off the edge of the world at any given time.

Holloby Willabooby 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hasn't this story already gone global discal ......   

 

[dave the builder]

I love a good conspiracy theory! 

Jeremy Whine had a Flat Earther on the other day who when asked why all the water from the oceans didn't pour off the edge of the world, replied that there is a massive ice wall that runs around the rim and keeps the water in. 

He was properly bonkers IMO, but deadly serious about his flat earth beliefs! 

How does the water not fall off the edges then smartypants ??
and don't say that codswallop about the earth being "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

[zirk]

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

[dave the builder]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

see above post re: "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

even sat navs are flat  proof 100% the earth is flat 

[zirk]

Be it round or a flat Mother Earth is quick on her feet for such a large lump of rock.

Spinning at roughly 1000 MPH while moving through space at 67000 MPH is impressive.

see above post re: "round and spinning" , we'd all be dizzy 

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

even sat navs are flat  proof 100% the earth is flat 

Exactly, and if the SatNav thing'ys flew around a Globe we wouldnt be able to receive the signals 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well of course the Earth is Flat, always has been, thats why we have Maps, Flat Maps, if the Earth was round then we would have to have round ball type Maps in our glove box like a Globe or something, Stupid Boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erA3WQE9Zes

Yes......they seem very credible. I now also believe the world is flat. Brian Cox knows SFA.