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[Sir Tigger KC]

.... when your car ends up in the drink and you're still inside!   

Public Safety Message

You never know, Lord Opti might be sat in the Mighty Signum on Skeggy seafront eating his fish and chips, and forgets to apply the handbrake!     

[Doctor Gollum]

.... when your car ends up in the drink and you're still inside!   

Public Safety Message

You never know, Lord Opti might be sat in the Mighty Signum on Skeggy seafront eating his fish and chips, and  the handbrake releases as the brakes cool!     

Because that's never happened on a Vectrum

[dave the builder]

So that's how MY 2,4,6 plug wells had water in 
stupid way to wash your car if you ask me 

(I didn't read any of the words or bother to put sound on) 

[ronnyd]

Ok in the nice sunny California sun and a gentle slipway. Bit different scenario on a cold, wet night in Blighty and a full nosedive or going upside down.

[STEMO]

Just don't drive into water

When we moved in here I gave the local fire station a ring, to see if someone could come around and advise me on my sons bedroom. It's up at the top of the house and the only way down is the stairs or a window the other side of the staircase. (So you'd have to get from the bannister across to the window).
It fine, he said, no worse than modern houses with bedrooms in the roof space.
Then I asked him about out windows with a small transome at the top. Buy a golf club, he said, and whack the window in the corner.
Then I asked him about the polystyrene kitchen ceiling tiles.
Look, he said, are you planning on having a fire anytime soon? Errrr....no. Then don't worry. Don't have a fire and you won't need to worry about escaping. You have smoke alarms on each floor and the doors are fire retardant.

So.....don't have a fire and don't drive into water. Easy. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I never had you down as the neurotic type Uncle STEMO.           

[STEMO]

I never had you down as the neurotic type Uncle STEMO.           

I worry about other people, people that are my responsibility, not myself. Just as well really, another bit fell off me today. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I never had you down as the neurotic type Uncle STEMO.           

I worry about other people, people that are my responsibility, not myself. Just as well really, another bit fell off me today. 

Never mind, you've been telling us for years that it didn't work very well anyway!