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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #900 on: 09 March 2018, 14:22:23 »

I was at the zoo the other day and I saw a bagette in a cage. I stopped a member of staff to ask what it was all about, she explained it was 'Bread in captivity'.
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #901 on: 10 March 2018, 19:24:29 »

I was at the zoo the other day and I saw a bagette in a cage. I stopped a member of staff to ask what it was all about, she explained it was 'Bread in captivity'.
Quite liked that  ;D
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #902 on: 12 March 2018, 23:44:59 »


Apologies in advance  . . . . .  ::)     :-X     :-X

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The Liverpool FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!


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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #903 on: 14 March 2018, 13:30:48 »

Given recent posts, now is probably (not) the time to post this.....

The wife said to me last night, 'You're not listening are you?'
I thought that's a strange way to start a conversation.
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #904 on: 14 March 2018, 19:12:34 »

Given recent posts, now is probably (not) the time to post this.....

The wife said to me last night, 'You're not listening are you?'
I thought that's a strange way to start a conversation.

Deja-vu all over again. :y
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