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Women and cars
« on: 10 January 2017, 18:54:41 »
One of my neighbours has a 2/3yr old Corsa-she's the one who some time ago while parking at the side of the road outside reversed into the towball on my Omega as she didn't understand what the parking sensors were trying to tell her :D.Anyway her car broke down and she phoned someone for assistance and when asked what symptoms it had displayed she explained that she was driving along when the helicopter light  :o lit up and the engine stopped.Turns out it was of course the eml,but she was adamant it was a helicopter ;D ;D
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2017, 19:00:04 »
If it has tyres or tits it will give you trouble. Combining the two is just madness.  ;D
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2017, 19:32:42 »
Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.

I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.


It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2017, 19:45:03 »
They'll be running the country next... ::)

Oh, hang on a minute... :D
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2017, 21:39:47 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 10 January 2017, 19:32:42
Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.

I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.


It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.

I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2017, 23:10:46 »
Quote from: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2017, 21:39:47
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 10 January 2017, 19:32:42
Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.

I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.


It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.

I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........
Good point, well made...
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #6 on: 11 January 2017, 07:38:47 »
Quote from: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2017, 21:39:47
I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........

How would you tell her that when she is at home chained to the sink?
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2017, 15:36:48 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 11 January 2017, 07:38:47
Quote from: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2017, 21:39:47
I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........

How would you tell her that when she is at home chained to the sink?

Funniest thing I read all day!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2017, 16:39:33 »
Quote from: Broomies Mate on 10 January 2017, 21:39:47
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 10 January 2017, 19:32:42
Surely there should be a capacity limit for women.

I suggest 50 BHP and 1.2 litres.


It all started when a bunch of silly girlies wanted the vote. Insanity.

I'm all for this........ But what happens when 'she' has to drive home from the pub because "Ah, bugger it, I'll have another, you can drive".........

Simple set of sensors to detect a woman in the drivers seat and the ECU limits the power output?
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2017, 16:51:17 »
Would that be a fish sniffer, marks?

Ron.
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Re: Women and cars
« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2017, 17:16:39 »
Quote from: Bigron on 11 January 2017, 16:51:17
Would that be a fish sniffer, marks?

Ron.

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