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Title: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: STEMO on 07 February 2018, 20:44:34
Wifey's phone has been buzzing and farting all evening. When I asked her what was going on, she told me it was her staff talking about a missing 11 year old, then talking about them being found safe and well, then about the reason they were missing in the first place.
Latest challenge: Stay in IKEA overnight without getting caught.
I'd kill the little bastard if it were my child....
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: redelitev6 on 07 February 2018, 21:04:09
Quote from: STEMO on 07 February 2018, 20:44:34
Wifey's phone has been buzzing and farting all evening. When I asked her what was going on, she told me it was her staff talking about a missing 11 year old, then talking about them being found safe and well, then about the reason they were missing in the first place.
Latest challenge: Stay in IKEA overnight without getting caught.
I'd kill the little bastard if it were my child....
Where's your sense of adventure  :y
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 February 2018, 21:40:22
Given how hard it is to get out of the bloody places once in, I should think every Ikea shop has a few permanent lost souls wandering around!  ;D
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Varche on 07 February 2018, 22:02:42
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 07 February 2018, 21:40:22
Given how hard it is to get out of the bloody places once in, I should think every Ikea shop has a few permanent lost souls wandering around!  ;D

That will be about right.
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 February 2018, 22:58:50
Quote from: STEMO on 07 February 2018, 20:44:34
Wifey's phone has been buzzing and farting all evening. When I asked her what was going on, she told me it was her staff talking about a missing 11 year old, then talking about them being found safe and well, then about the reason they were missing in the first place.
Latest challenge: Stay in IKEA overnight without getting caught.
I'd kill the little bastard if it were my child....

Good grief! No, thanks. last time I was dragged there I was contemplating whether to stay in there long enough to find the loo or to take the easy route and ssip myself on the way home. >:(

Then again - do they put those hot dogs away at night or are they fair game? :-\
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: zirk on 08 February 2018, 06:07:46
I was driving past Tottenham IKEA the other day, the whole Car Park is full of Pikey Caravans parked up and the usual Kids running around destroying the place, not quiet the same thing, as I doubt whether they give a toss whether they are caught or not.

Couldn't help thinking how that is going to affect IKEA's trade and how long its going to take to get a Court Order to move them on, only to find theve moved into Tesco or someone similar next door.
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: BazaJT on 08 February 2018, 07:36:56
Guess I'm one of the fortunates as I've never been to IKEA and I've no intention of doing so :y
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 08 February 2018, 11:31:48
Quote from: BazaJT on 08 February 2018, 07:36:56
Guess I'm one of the fortunates as I've never been to IKEA and I've no intention of doing so :y

I have been, in 1986, but like you, never again, and never will! :y
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Bigron on 08 February 2018, 11:34:07
I've never been, either; but if the place is so dreadful, as so many report, why on earth don't IKEA do something about the shopping experience?

Ron.
Title: Re: Latest social media wheeze
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 08 February 2018, 11:35:48
Quote from: Bigron on 08 February 2018, 11:34:07
I've never been, either; but if the place is so dreadful, as so many report, why on earth don't IKEA do something about the shopping experience?

Ron.

Because they are still making billions and millions of customers seen to love the (nightmarish) experience! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)